Text Acronyms


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  • ! – I have a comment
  • ? – I have a question
  • @TEOTD – At The End Of The Day
  • \M/ – Heavy Metal Music
  • ^5 – High Five
  • ^RUP^ – Read Up Please
  • ^URS – Up Yours
  • ❤ – Heart
  • 2 – Your (or my) two cents worth
  • 1174 – Nude club
  • 121 – One to one
  • 1337 – Elite
  • 143 – I love you
  • 14AA41 – One for All and All for One
  • 182 – I hate you
  • 19 – 0 hand
  • 20 – Location
  • 2B or not 2B – To Be Or Not To Be
  • 2BZ4UQT – Too Busy For You Cutey
  • 2G2B4G – Too Good To Be Forgotten
  • 2G2BT – Too Good To Be True
  • 2moro – Tomorrow
  • 2nite – Tonight
  • 2U2 – To You Too
  • 404 – I haven’t a clue
  • 411 – Information
  • 420 – Marijuana
  • 459 – I love you
  • 4COL – For Crying Out Loud
  • 4EAE – ForEver And Ever
  • 4ever – Forever
  • 4NR – Foreigner
  • 4Q – F*** You
  • 5FS – 5 Finger Salute
  • 8 – Oral sex
  • 831 – I Love You
  • 86 – Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
  • 9 – Parent is watching
  • 99 – Parent is no longer watching
  • A/S/L/P – Age/Sex/Location/Picture
  • A3 – Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
  • AAAAA – American Association Against Acronym Abuse
  • AAF – As A Friend
  • AAK – Asleep At Keyboard
  • AAMOF – As A Matter Of Fact
  • AAMOI – As A Matter Of Interest
  • AAR – At Any Rate
  • AAR8 – At Any Rate
  • AAS – Alive And Smiling
  • AATK – Always At The Keyboard
  • AAYF – As Always, Your Friend
  • AB – A** Backwards
  • ABITHIWTITB – A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
  • ABT2 – About To
  • ACD – Alt Control Delete
  • ACE – Access Control Entry
  • ACK – Acknowledgement
  • ACORN – A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
  • ADAD – Another Day Another Dollar
  • ADBB – All Done Bye Bye
  • ADIH – Another Day In Hell
  • ADIP – Another Day In Paradise
  • ADN – Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
  • ADR – Address
  • AEAP – As Early As Possible
  • AFAGAY – A Friend As Good As You
  • AFAHMASP – A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
  • AFAIC – As Far As I’m Concerned
  • AFAICS – As Far As I Can See
  • AFAICT – As Far As I Can Tell
  • AFAIK – As Far As I Know
  • AFAIR – As Far As I Remember
  • AFAIU – As Far As I Understand
  • AFAIUI – As Far As I Understand It
  • AFAP – As Far As Possible
  • AFAYC – As Far As You’re Concerned
  • AFC – Away From Computer
  • AFDN – Any F***ing Day Now
  • AFGO – Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
  • AFIAA – As Far As I Am Aware
  • AFINIAFI – A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
  • AFJ – April Fools Joke
  • AFK – Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
  • AFPOE – A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
  • AFT – About F***ing Time
  • AFZ – Acronym Free Zone
  • AGB – Almost Good Bridge
  • AGKWE – And God Knows What Else
  • AIAMU – And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
  • AIGHT – All Right
  • AIH – As It Happens
  • AIMB – As I Mentioned Before
  • AIMP – Always In My Prayers
  • AISB – As I Said Before
  • AISE – As I Said Earlier
  • AISI – As I See It
  • AKA or a.k.a. – Also Known As
  • ALAP – As Late As Possible
  • Alcon – All Concerned
  • ALOL – Actually Laughing Out Loud
  • ALOTBSOL – Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  • ALTG – Act Locally, Think Globally
  • AMAP – As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
  • AMBW – All My Best Wishes
  • AMF – Adios Mother F***er
  • AML – All My Love
  • AMRMTYFTS – All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
  • ANFAWFOS – And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
  • ANFSCD – And Now For Something Completely Different
  • ANGB – Almost Nearly Good Bridge
  • AOAS – All Of A Sudden
  • AOB – Abuse Of Bandwidth
  • AON – Apropos Of Nothing
  • AP – Apple Pie
  • AS – Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
  • ASAFP – As Soon As F***ing Possible
  • ASAMOF – As A Matter Of Fact
  • ASAP – As Soon As Possible
  • ASAYGT – As Soon As You Get This
  • ASL – Age/Sex/Location
  • ASLMH – Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
  • ATAB – Ain’t That A Bitch
  • ATC – Any Two Cards
  • ATSL – Along The Same Line
  • ATST – At The Same Time
  • ATW – All the Web -or- Around the Web
  • ATWD – Agree That We Disagree
  • AWC – After While, Crocodile
  • AWGTHTGTTA – Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
  • AWHFY – Are We Having Fun Yet?
  • AWLTP – Avoiding Work Like The Plague
  • AWNIAC – All We Need Is Another Chair
  • AWOL – Absent Without Leave
  • AWTTW – A Word To The Wise
  • AYC – Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky
  • AYCE – All You Can Eat
  • AYK – As You Know
  • AYOR – At Your Own Risk
  • AYSOS – Are You Stupid Or Something
  • AYTMTB – And You’re Telling Me This Because
  • AYV – Are You Vertical?
  • B&F – Back and Forth
  • B/C – Because
  • B4 – Before
  • B4N – Bye For Now
  • B4U – Before You
  • B4YKI – Before You Know It
  • BAC – Bad A** Chick
  • BAG – Busting A Gut -or- Big A** Grin
  • BAK – Back At Keyboard
  • BAMF – Bad A** Mother F***er
  • banana – Penis
  • BARB – Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
  • BAU – Business As Usual
  • BB – Be Back
  • BB4N – Bye Bye for Now
  • BBAMFIC – Big Bad A** Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBB – Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
  • BBBG – Bye Bye Be Good
  • BBFBBM – Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
  • BBFN – Bye Bye for Now
  • BBIAB – Be Back In A Bit
  • BBIAF – Be Back In A Few
  • BBIAS – Be Back In A Sec
  • BBIAW – Be Back In A While
  • BBL – Be Back Later
  • BBMFIC – Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBN – Bye Bye Now
  • BBR – Burnt Beyond Repair
  • BBS – Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
  • BBSD – Be Back Soon Darling
  • BBSL – Be Back Sooner or Later
  • BBT – Be Back Tomorrow
  • BBW – Big Beautiful Woman
  • BC – Because
  • BCBG – Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
  • BCBS – Big Company, Big School
  • BCNU – Be Seeing You
  • BCOZ – Because
  • BD – Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
  • BDBI5M – Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
  • BDC – Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
  • BDN – Big Damn Number
  • BEG – Big Evil Grin
  • beos – Nudge
  • BF – Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features
  • BFD – Big F***ing Deal
  • BFE – Bum F*** Egypt
  • BFF – Best Friends Forever
  • BFFN – Best Friends For Now
  • BFFTTE – Best Friends Forever Til The End
  • BFN – Bye For Now
  • BFR – Big F***ing Rock
  • BHAG – Big Hairy Audacious Goal
  • BHG – Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
  • BHIMBGO – Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
  • BHOF – Bald Headed Old Fart
  • BI5 – Back In Five
  • BIBI – Bye Bye
  • BIBO – Beer In, Beer Out
  • BIF – Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
  • BIL – Brother-In-Law
  • BIOIYA – Break It Off In Your A**
  • BION – Believe It Or Not
  • BIOYE – Blow It Out Your Ear
  • BIOYIOP – Blow It Out Your I/O Port
  • BIOYN – Blow it Out Your Nose
  • BITCH – Basically In The Clear Homey
  • BITD – Back In The Day
  • BITFOB – Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
  • BJ – Blow Job
  • BJJDI – Billy Joel Just Drove In
  • BKA – Better Known As
  • BL – Belly Laughing
  • BLBBLB – Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
  • BM – Byte Me
  • BMF – Bad Mother F***er
  • BMGWL – Busting My Gut With Laughter
  • BMOF – Bite Me Old Fart
  • BMOTA – Byte Me On The A**
  • BNDN – Been Nowhere Done Nothing
  • BNF – Big Name Fan
  • BO – Bug Off -or- Body Odor
  • BOB – Battery Operated Boyfriend
  • BOBFOC – Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
  • BOCTAAE – But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
  • BOFH – Bastard Operator From Hell
  • BOHICA – Bend Over Here It Comes Again
  • BON – Believe it Or Not
  • BOTEC – Back Of The Envelope Calculation
  • BOTOH – But On The Other Hand
  • BPLM – Big Person Little Mind
  • BR – Bathroom
  • BRB – Be Right Back
  • BRT – Be Right There
  • BS – Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
  • BSAAW – Big Smile And A Wink
  • BSBD&NE – Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
  • BSEG – Big Sh** Eating Grin
  • BSF – But Seriously, Folks
  • BSOD – Blue Screen of Death
  • BT – Byte This
  • BTA – But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
  • BTDT – Been There Done That
  • BTDTGTS – Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
  • BTFO – Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
  • BTHOOM – Beats The Heck Out Of Me
  • BTN – Better Than Nothing
  • BTOIYA – Be There or It’s Your A**
  • BTSOOM – Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
  • BTTT – Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
  • BTW – By The Way
  • BTWBO – Be There With Bells On
  • BTWITIAILW/U – By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
  • BW – Best Wishes
  • BWDIK – But What Do I Know
  • BWL – Bursting With Laughter
  • BWO – Black, White or Other
  • BYKT – But you Knew That
  • BYOA – Bring Your Own Advil
  • BYOB – Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
  • BYOW – Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
  • BZ – Busy
  • C&G – Chuckly and Grin
  • C/P – Cross Post
  • C/S – Change of Subject
  • C4N – Ciao For Now
  • CAAC – Cool As A Cucumber
  • CAS – Crack A Smile -or- Clear As Sh**
  • CB – Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
  • CBB – Can’t Be Bothered
  • CBF – Can’t Be F***ed
  • CBJ – Covered Blow Job
  • CD9 – Code 9 – it means parents are around
  • CF – Coffee Freak
  • CFV – Call For Vote
  • CHA – Click Here Asshole
  • CIAO – Goodbye (in Italian)
  • CICO – Coffee In, Coffee Out
  • CICYHW – Can I Copy Your Home Work
  • CID – Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
  • CIS – CompuServe Information Service
  • CLM – Career Limiting Move
  • CMAP – Cover My A** Partner
  • CMF – Count My Fingers
  • CMIW – Correct Me if I’m Wrong
  • CMU – Crack Me Up
  • CNP – Continued in Next Post
  • COB – Close Of Business
  • COD – Change Of Dressing
  • Cof$ – Church of Scientology
  • CofS – Church of Scientology
  • COS – Change Of Subject
  • C-P – Sleepy
  • CRAFT – Can’t Remember A F***ing Thing
  • CRAP – Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
  • CRAT – Can’t Remember A Thing
  • CRAWS – Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
  • CRB – Come Right Back
  • CRBT – Crying Real Big Tears
  • CRDTCHCK – Credit Check
  • CRS – Can’t Remember Sh**
  • CRTLA – Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
  • CS – Career Suicide
  • CSA – Cool Sweet Awesome
  • CSL – Can’t Stop Laughing
  • CSN – Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
  • CT – Can’t Talk
  • C-T – City
  • CTA – Call To Action
  • CTC – Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
  • CTO – Check This Out
  • CU – See You -or- Cracking Up
  • CUATU – See You Around The Universe
  • CUL8R – See You Later
  • CULA – See You Later Alligator
  • CUNS – See You In School
  • CUOL – See You OnLine
  • CUWTA – Catch Up With The Acronyms
  • CUZ – Because
  • CWOT – Complete Waste Of Time
  • CWYL – Chat With You Later
  • CX – Cancelled
  • CY – Calm Yourself
  • CYA – Cover Your A** -or- See Ya
  • CYL – See You Later
  • CYM – Check Your Mail
  • CYO – See You Online
  • CYT – See You Tomorrow
  • D&M – Deep & Meaningful
  • DAMHIKT – Don’t Ask Me How I Know That
  • DARFC – Ducking And Running For Cover
  • DBA – Doing Business As
  • DBABAI – Don’t Be A Bitch About It
  • DBD – Don’t Be Dumb
  • DBEYR – Don’t Believe Everything You Read
  • DD – Due Diligence -or- Dear Daughter
  • DDD – Direct Distance Dial
  • DDSOS – Different Day, Same Old Sh**
  • def – Definitely
  • DETI – Don’t Even Think It
  • DF – Dear Friend
  • DFLA – Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
  • DGA – Don’t Go Anywhere
  • DGT – Don’t Go There
  • DGTG – Don’t Go There Girlfriend
  • DGYF – Damn Girl You’re Fine
  • DH – Dear Husband
  • DHYB – Don’t Hold Your Breath
  • DIAF – Die In A Fire
  • DIC – Drunk In Charge
  • DIKU – Do I Know You
  • DILLIGAD – Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
  • DILLIGAS – Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
  • DINK – Double Incomes, No Kids
  • DIRFT – Do It Right the First Time
  • DISTO – Did I Say That Outloud?
  • DITR – Dancing In The Rain
  • DITYID – Did I Tell You I’m Distressed
  • DIY – Do It Yourself
  • DKDC – Don’t Know Don’t Care
  • DL – Download -or- Dead Link
  • DLTBBB – Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
  • DLTM – Don’t Lie To Me
  • DMI – Don’t Mention It
  • DNBL8 – Do Not Be Late
  • DNC – Does Not Compute
  • DND – Do Not Disturb
  • DOC – Drug Of Choice
  • DOE – Depends On Experience
  • DOEI – Goodbye (in Dutch)
  • DORD – Department Of Redundancy Department
  • DP – Domestic Partner
  • dps – Damage Per Second
  • DPUP – Don’t Poop Your Pants
  • DQMOT – Don’t Quote Me On This
  • DQYDJ – Don’t Quit Your Day Job
  • DRIB – Don’t Read If Busy
  • DSTR8 – Damn Straight
  • DTC – Deep Throaty Chuckle
  • DTRT – Do The Right Thing
  • DUI – Driving Under the Influence
  • DUM – Do You Masturbate?
  • DUNA – Don?t Use No Acronyms
  • DURS – Damn You Are Sexy
  • DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?
  • DUST – Did You See That
  • DWB – Don’t Write Back
  • DWBH – Don’t Worry Be Happy
  • DWI – Driving While Intoxicated
  • DWPKOTL – Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
  • DWS – Driving While Stupid
  • DWWWI – Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
  • DWYM – Does What You Mean
  • DYFM – Dude You Fascinate Me
  • DYHAB – Do You Have A Boyfriend
  • DYHAG – Do You Have A Girlfriend
  • DYJHIW – Don’t You Just Hate It When…
  • DYOFDW – Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
  • DYSTSOTT – Did You See The Size Of That Thing
  • E123 – Easy as One, Two, Three
  • EAK – Eating at Keyboard
  • EE – Electronic Emission
  • effin – F***ing
  • EFT – Electronic Funds Transfer
  • EG – Evil Grin
  • EL – Evil Laugh
  • EM – Excuse Me
  • EMA – E-Mail Address
  • EMFBI – Excuse Me For Butting In
  • EMI – Excuse My Ignorance
  • EML – Email Me Later
  • EMRTW – Evil Monkey’s Rule The World
  • EMSG – E-Mail Message
  • EOD – End Of Day
  • EOL – End Of Life
  • EOM – End Of Message
  • EOT – End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
  • ESAD – Eat Sh** And Die
  • ESADYFA – Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
  • ESEMED – Every Second Every Minute Every Day
  • ESH – Experience, Strength, and Hope
  • ESMF – Eat Sh** Mother F***er
  • ESO – Equipment Smarter than Operator
  • ETA – Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
  • ETLA – ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
  • EVRE1 – Every One
  • EWI – E-mailing While Intoxicated
  • EZ – Easy
  • F2F – Face-to-Face
  • FAB – Features Attributes Benefits
  • FAH – F***ing A Hot
  • FAP – F***ing A Pissed
  • FAQL – Frequently Asked Questions List
  • FAQOMFT – Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
  • FASB – Fast A** Son Bitchii
  • FAWC – For Anyone Who Cares
  • FB – F*** Buddy
  • FBI – F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
  • FBKS – Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
  • FCFS – First Come, First Served
  • FDGB – Fall Down Go Boom
  • FE – Fatal Error
  • FF – Friends Forever
  • FF&PN – Fresh Fields and Pastures New
  • FFS – For F*** Sake
  • FGDAI – Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
  • FIF – F*** I’m Funny
  • FIIK – F*** If I Know
  • FIL – Father-In-Law
  • FILF – Father I’d Like to F***
  • FILTH – Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
  • FINE – F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
  • FISH – First in, Still Here
  • FITB – Fill In The Blanks
  • FLA – Four Letter Acronym
  • FMLTWIA – F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMTYEWTK – Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
  • FMUTA – F*** Me Up The A**
  • FO – F*** Off
  • FOAD – F*** Off And Die
  • FOAF – Friend Of A Friend
  • FOAG – F*** Off And Google
  • FOC – Free of Charge
  • FOFL – Falling on Floor Laughing
  • FOL – Fond of Leather
  • FOMC – Fell Off My Chair
  • FOMCL – Falling Off My Chair Laughing
  • FORD – Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
  • FOS – Full Of Sh**
  • FRED – F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
  • FS – For Sale
  • FSBO – For Sale By Owner
  • FSR – For Some Reason
  • FSU – F*** Sh** Up
  • FTASB – Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
  • FTBOMH – From The Bottom Of My Heart
  • FTF – F*** That’s Funny -or- Face To Face
  • FTFOI – For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
  • FTL – Faster Than Light
  • FTLOG – For The Love Of God
  • FTN – F*** That Noise
  • FTR – For The Record
  • FTRF – F*** That’s Really Funny
  • FTTB – For The Time Being
  • FTW – For The Win -or- F*** The World
  • FU2 – F*** You Too
  • FUBAR – F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
  • FUBB – F***ed Up Beyond Belief
  • FUD – Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
  • FUJIMO – F*** You Jack I’m Movin’ On
  • FUM – F***ed Up Mess
  • FURTB – Filled Up and Ready To Burst
  • FWB – Friends With Benefits
  • FWD – Forward
  • FWIW – For What It’s Worth
  • FYA – For Your Amusement
  • FYE – For Your Edification
  • FYF – From your Friend
  • FYI – For Your Information
  • FYIFV – F*** You I’m Fully Vested
  • FYLTGE – From Your Lips To Gods Ears
  • FYM – For Your Misinformation
  • FYSBIGTBABN – Fasten Your SeatBelts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night
  • G – Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
  • G1 – Good One
  • G2G – Got to Go
  • G2GLYS – Got To Go Love Ya So
  • G4I – Go For It
  • G4N – Good For Nothing
  • GA – Go Ahead
  • GAB – Getting A Beer
  • GAL – Get A Life
  • GALGAL – Give A Little Get A Little
  • GALHER – Get A Load of Her
  • GALHIM – Get A Load of Him
  • GANB – Getting Another Beer
  • GAP – Got A Pic? -or- Gay A** People
  • GAS – Got A Second
  • GB – Good Bridge
  • GBG – Great Big Grin
  • GBH – Great Big Hug
  • GC – Good Crib
  • GD&R – Grinning, Ducking and Running
  • GD&RF – Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
  • GDI – God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
  • GDW – Grin, Duck and Wave
  • GF – Girlfriend
  • GFF – Go F***ing Figure
  • GFI – Go For It
  • GFN – Gone For Now
  • GFON – Good For One Night
  • GFR – Grim File Reaper
  • GFTD – Gone For The Day
  • GFY – Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
  • GFYMF – Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
  • GG – Good Game -or- Gotta Go
  • GGA – Good Game All
  • GGN – Gotta Go Now
  • GGOH – Gotta Get Out of Here
  • GGP – Gotta Go Pee
  • GI – Google It
  • GIC – Gift In Crib
  • GIDK – Gee I Don’t Know
  • GIGO – Garbage In, Garbage Out
  • GIWIST – Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
  • GJ – Good Job
  • GJP – Good Job Partner
  • GL – Good Luck -or- Get Lost
  • GLA – Good Luck All
  • GLBT – Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
  • GLG – Good Looking Girl
  • GLGH – Good Luck and Good Hunting
  • GLYASDI – God Loves You And So Do I
  • GM – Good Morning -or- Good Move
  • GMAB – Give Me A Break
  • GMAFB – Give Me A F***ing Break
  • GMTA – Great Minds Think Alike
  • GMTFT – Great Minds Think For Themselves
  • GN – Good Night
  • GNBLFY – Got Nothing But Love For You
  • GNOC – Get Naked On Cam
  • GNSD – Good Night Sweet Dreams
  • GOI – Get Over It
  • GOK – God Only Knows
  • GOL – Giggling Out Loud
  • GOS – Gay Or Straight
  • GOWI – Get On With It
  • GOYHH – Get Off Your High Horse
  • GR&D – Grinning Running And Ducking
  • GR2BR – Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
  • GR8 – Great
  • gratz – Congratulations
  • GRRR – Growling
  • GSOAS – Go Sit On A Snake
  • GSOH – Good Sense Of Humor
  • GSYJDWURMNKH – Good Seeing You, Just Don’t Wear Your Monkey Hat
  • GT – Good Try
  • GTFO – Get The F*** Out
  • GTFOOH – Get The F*** Out Of Here
  • GTG – Got To Go
  • GTGB – Got To Go, Bye
  • GTGP – Got To Go Pee
  • GTH – Go To Hell
  • GTK – Good To Know
  • GTM – Giggle To Myself
  • GTRM – Going To Read Mail
  • GTSY – Glad To See You
  • GUD – Geographically UnDesirable
  • GWI – Get With It
  • GWS – Get Well Soon
  • GYHOOYA – Get Your Head Out Of Your A**
  • GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
  • H&K – Hugs and Kisses
  • h/o – Hold On
  • h/p – Hold Please
  • H4U – Hot For You
  • H4XX0R – Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
  • HAGD – Have a Great Day
  • HAGN – Have A Good Night
  • HAGO – Have A Good One
  • HAK – Hugs And Kisses
  • HAND – Have a Nice Day
  • HAR – Hit And Run
  • HAWTLW – Hello And Welcome To Last Week
  • HB – Hurry Back
  • HBASTD – Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
  • HBB – Hip Beyond Belief
  • HBIB – Hot But Inappropriate Boy
  • HCC – Holy Computer Crap
  • HD – Hold
  • HF – Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
  • HHIS – Hanging Head In Shame
  • HHO1/2K – Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
  • HHOJ – Ha-Ha, Only Joking
  • HHOK – Ha Ha, Only Kidding
  • HHOS – Ha-Ha, Only Serious
  • HHTYAY – Happy Holidays To You And Yours
  • HIG – How’s It Going
  • HIH – Hope It Helps
  • HIOOC – Help, I’m Out Of Coffee
  • HITAKS – Hang In There And Keep Smiling
  • HMFIC – Head MOFO In Charge
  • HNTI – How Nice That/This Is
  • HNTW – How Nice That Was
  • HNY – Happy New Year
  • HO – Hold On
  • HOHA – HOllywood HAcker
  • HOIC – Hold On, I’m Coming
  • HOYEW – Hanging On Your Every Word
  • HP – Higher Power
  • HPPO – Highest Paid Person in Office
  • HSIK – How Should I Know
  • HT – Hi There
  • HTB – Hang The Bastards
  • HTH – Hope This (or That) Helps
  • HTNOTH – Hit The Nail On The Head
  • HUA – Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up A**
  • HUGZ – Hugs
  • HUYA – Head Up Your A**
  • HWGA – Here We Go Again
  • I 1-D-R – I Wonder
  • I&I – Intercourse & Inebriation
  • IAC – In Any Case -or- I Am Confused
  • IAE – In Any Event
  • IAITS – It’s All In The Subject
  • IANAC – I Am Not A Crook
  • IANADBIPOOTV – I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
  • IANAE – I Am Not An Expert
  • IANAL – I Am Not A Lawyer
  • IANNNGC – I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
  • IASAP4U – I Always Say A Prayer For You
  • IAT – I Am Tired
  • IAW – I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
  • IAYM – I Am Your Master
  • IBGYBG – I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
  • IBIWISI – I’ll Believe It When I See It
  • IBK – Idiot Behind Keyboard
  • IBRB – I’ll Be Right Back
  • IBT – In Between Technology
  • IBTC – Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  • IBTD – I Beg To Differ
  • IBTL – In Before The Lock
  • IC – In Character -or- I See
  • ICBW – I Could Be Wrong
  • ICYC – In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care
  • ID10T – Idiot
  • IDC – I Don’t Care
  • IDGAF – I Don’t Give A F***
  • IDGARA – I Don’t Give A Rats A**
  • IDGI – I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved
  • IDK – I Don’t Know
  • IDK, my BFF Jill – I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
  • IDKY – I Don’t Know You
  • I-D-L – Ideal
  • IDM – It Does Not Matter
  • IDST – I Didn’t Say That
  • IDTA – I Did That Already
  • IDTS – I Don’t Think So
  • IEF – It’s Esther’s Fault
  • IF/IB – In the Front -or- In the Back
  • IFAB – I Found A Bug
  • IFU – I F***ed Up
  • IGGP – I Gotta Go Pee
  • IGTP – I Get The Point
  • IHA – I Hate Acronyms
  • IHAIM – I Have Another Instant Message
  • IHNO – I Have No Opinion
  • IHTFP – I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
  • IHU – I Hear You
  • IIABDFI – If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
  • IIIO – Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
  • IIMAD – If It Makes An(y) Difference
  • IIR – If I Remember -or- If I Recall
  • IIRC – If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
  • IIT – Is It Tight?
  • IITLYTO – If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
  • IITYWIMWYBMAD – If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IITYWYBMAD – If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IIWM – If It Were Me
  • IJPMP – I Just Pissed My Pants
  • IJWTK – I Just Want To Know
  • IJWTS – I Just Want To Say
  • IKALOPLT – I Know A Lot Of People Like That
  • IKWYM – I Know What You Mean
  • IKYABWAI – I Know You Are But What Am I?
  • ILA – I Love Acronyms
  • ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance
  • ILICISCOMK – I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
  • ILU – I Love You
  • ILUAAF – I Love You As A Friend
  • ILY – I Love You
  • IM – Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
  • IM2BZ2P – I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
  • IMA – I Might Add
  • IMAO – In My Arrogant Opinion
  • IMCO – In My Considered Opinion
  • IME – In My Experience
  • IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?
  • IMHEIUO – In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
  • IMHO – In My Humble Opinion
  • IMNERHO – In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
  • IMNSHO – In My Not So Humble Opinion
  • IMO – In My Opinion
  • IMOO – In My Own Opinion
  • IMPOV – In My Point Of View
  • IMRU – I Am, Are You?
  • IMS – I Am Sorry
  • INBD – It’s No Big Deal
  • INMP – It’s Not My Problem
  • INNW – If Not Now, When
  • INPO – In No Particular Order
  • INUCOSM – It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
  • IOH – I’m Outta Here
  • ION – Index Of Names
  • IOUD – Inside, Outside, Upside Down
  • IOW – In Other Words
  • IPN – I’m Posting Naked
  • IRL – In Real Life
  • ISAGN – I See A Great Need
  • ISH – Insert Sarcasm Here
  • ISO – In Search Of
  • ISS – I Said So -or- I’m So Sure
  • ISSYGTI – I?m So Sure You Get The Idea
  • ISTM – It Seems to Me
  • ISTR – I Seem To Remember
  • ISWYM – I See What You Mean
  • ISYALS – I’ll Send You A Letter Soon
  • ITA – I Totally Agree
  • ITFA – In The Final Analysis
  • ITIGBS – I Think I’m Going To Be Sick
  • ITM – In The Money
  • ITS – Intense Text Sex
  • ITSFWI – If The Shoe Fits Wear It
  • IUM – If You Must
  • IWALU – I Will Always Love You
  • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA – I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your A** If You Say That Again
  • IWBNI – It Would Be Nice If
  • IWIWU – I Wish I Was You
  • IWSN – I Want Sex Now
  • IYAOYAS – If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh**
  • IYD – In Your Dreams
  • IYFEG – Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
  • IYKWIM – If You Know What I Mean
  • IYKWIMAITYD – If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  • IYO – In Your Opinion
  • IYQ – I Like You
  • IYSS – If You Say So
  • IYSWIM – If You See What I Mean
  • J/C – Just Checking
  • J/J – Just Joking
  • J/K – Just Kidding
  • J/O – Jerking Off
  • J/P – Just Playing
  • J/W – Just Wondering
  • J2LYK – Just To Let You Know
  • J4F – Just For Fun
  • J4G – Just For Grins
  • J4T or JFT – Just For Today
  • J5M – Just Five Minutes
  • JAD – Just Another day
  • JAFO – Just Another F***ing Onlooker
  • JAFS – Just A F***ing Salesman
  • JAM – Just A Minute
  • JAS – Just A Second
  • JC – Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
  • JDI – Just Do It
  • JEOMK – Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
  • JFH – Just F*** Her
  • JFI – Just For Information
  • JIC – Just In Case
  • JK – Just Kidding
  • JM2C – Just My 2 Cents
  • JMO – Just My Opinion
  • JOOTT – Just One Of Those Things
  • JP – Just Playing
  • JSU – Just Shut Up
  • JSYK – Just So You Know
  • JT – Just Teasing
  • JTLYK – Just To Let You Know
  • JTOL – Just Thinking Out Loud
  • JTOU – Just Thinking Of You
  • JUADLAM – Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
  • JW – Just Wondering
  • K – OK
  • KB – Kick Butt
  • KBD – Keyboard
  • kewl – it means cool
  • KFY -or- K4Y – Kiss For You
  • KHYF – Know How You Feel
  • KIA – Killed In Action
  • KIBO – Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
  • KIR – Keep It Real
  • KISS – Keep It Simple Stupid
  • KIT – Keep In Touch
  • kitty – Vagina
  • KK – Kiss Kiss
  • KMA – Kiss My A**
  • KMFHA – Kiss My Fat Hairy A**
  • KMP – Keep Me Posted
  • KMRIA – Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
  • KMSLA – Kiss My Shiny Little A**
  • KMUF – Kiss Me You Fool
  • KMWA – Kiss My White A**
  • KOK – Knock
  • KOTC – Kiss On The Cheek
  • KOTL – Kiss On The Lips
  • KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless
  • KS – Kill Stealer
  • KUTGW – Keep Up The Good Work
  • KWIM – Know What I Mean?
  • KWSTA – Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
  • KYFC – Keep Your Fingers Crossed
  • KYPO – Keep Your Pants On
  • L – Laugh
  • L8R – Later
  • LABATYD – Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die
  • LAQ – Lame A** Quote
  • LB?W/C – Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
  • LBR and LGR – Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room
  • LBUG or LBIG – Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay
  • LD – Long Distance -or- Later Dude
  • LDIMEDILLIGAF – Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
  • LDR – Long Distance Relationship
  • LDTTWA – Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
  • LF – Let’s F***
  • LFTI – Looking Forward To It
  • LGMAS – Lord Give Me A Sign
  • LHO – Laughing Head Off
  • LHOS – Lets Have Online Sex
  • LIFO – Last In, First Out
  • LIS – Laughing In Silence
  • LJBF – Let?s Just Be Friends
  • LKITR – Little Kid In The Room
  • LLOM – Like Leno on Meth
  • LLTA – Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
  • LMAO – Laughing My A** Off
  • LMFAO – Laughing My F***ing A** Off
  • LMHO – Laughing My Head Off
  • LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life
  • LMK – Let Me Know
  • LMSO – Laughing My Socks Off
  • LMTCB – Left Message To Call Back
  • LOL – Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
  • LOLA – Laugh Out Loud Again
  • LOMBARD – Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
  • LOML – Love Of My Life
  • LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home
  • LOOL – Laughing Outragously Out Loud
  • LOPSOD – Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
  • LORE – Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
  • LOU – Laughing Over You
  • LPOS – Lazy Piece Of Sh**
  • LRF – Little Rubber Feet
  • LSHMBH – Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
  • LSV – Language, Sex, Violence
  • LTHTT – Laughing Too Hard To Type
  • LTIC – Laughing ‘Til I Cry
  • LTM – Laughing To Myself
  • LTNS – Long Time No See
  • LTNT – Long Time, No Type
  • LTR – Long Term Relationship
  • LTS – Laughing to Self
  • LTTIC – Look The Teacher Is Coming
  • LULU – Locally Undesireable Land Use
  • LUMTP – Love You More Than Pie
  • LUSM – Love You So Much
  • LWR – Launch When Ready
  • LY – Love You
  • LY4E – Love You Forever
  • LYA – Love You All
  • LYB – Love You Babe
  • LYCYLBB – Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
  • LYKYAMY – Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
  • LYL – Love You Lots
  • LYLAB – Love You Like a Brother
  • LYLAS – Love You Like A Sister
  • LYLB – Love You Later Bye
  • LYMI – Love You, Mean It
  • LYWAMH – Love You With All My Heart
  • M2NY – Me Too, Not Yet
  • M4C – Meet for Coffee
  • M8 or M8s – Mate -or- Mates
  • MA – Mature Audience
  • MAYA – Most Advanced Yet Accessible
  • MB – Message Board
  • MBN – Must Be Nice
  • MBRFN – Must Be Real F***ing Nice
  • MEGO – My Eyes Glaze Over
  • meh – Who cares, whatever
  • MFD – Multi-Function Device
  • MfG – Mit freundlichen Gruessen
  • MFIC – Mother F***er In Charge
  • MFWIC – Mo Fo Who’s In Charge
  • MHBFY – My Heart Bleeds For You
  • MHOTY – My Hat’s Off To You
  • MIA – Missing In Action
  • MIHAP – May I Have Your Attention Please
  • MIL – Mother-In-Law
  • MILF – Mother I’d Like to F***
  • MITIN – More Info Than I Needed
  • MKOP – My Kind Of Place
  • MLA – Multiple Letter Acronym
  • MLAS – My Lips Are Sealed
  • MM – Market Maker
  • MMHA2U – My Most Humble Apologies To You
  • MO – Move On
  • MOF – Matter Of Fact
  • MOFO – Mother F***er
  • MOMPL – One Moment Please
  • MOO – Mud, Object-Oriented
  • MOOS – Member Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOP – MOment Please
  • MorF – Male or Female
  • MOS – Mom Over Shoulder
  • MOSS – Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MOTAS – Member Of The Appropriate Sex
  • MOTD – Message Of The Day
  • MOTOS – Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOTSS – Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MPFB – My Personal F*** Buddy
  • MRA – Moving Right Along
  • MSG – Message
  • MSMD – Monkey See Monkey Do
  • MSNUW – Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
  • MTBF – Mean Time Before Failure
  • MTF – More To Follow
  • MTFBWY – May The Force Be With You
  • MTLA – My True Love Always
  • MTSBWY – May The Schwartz Be With You
  • MUAH or MWAH – The sound of a kiss
  • MUBAR – Messed up Beyond All Recognition
  • MUSM – Miss You So Much
  • MWBRL – More Will Be Revealed Later
  • MYL – Mind Your Language
  • MYOB – Mind Your Own Business
  • N/A – Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
  • N/M – Nothing Much
  • N/T – No Text
  • N1 – Nice One
  • N2M – Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
  • N2MJCHBU – Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
  • NAB – Not A Blonde
  • NADT – Not A Damn Thing
  • NAGB – Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
  • NAK – Nursing At Keyboard
  • NALOPKT – Not A Lot Of People Know That
  • natch – Naturally
  • NAVY – Never Again Volunteer Yourself
  • N-A-Y-L – In A While
  • NAZ – Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
  • NB4T – Not Before Time
  • NBD – No Big Deal
  • NBFAB – Not Bad For A Beginner
  • NBFABS – Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
  • NBIF – No Basis In Fact
  • NBLFY – Nothing But Love For You
  • NC – Nice Crib
  • NCG – New College Graduate
  • NDN – Indian -or- Native American
  • NE – Anyway
  • NE1 – Anyone
  • NE14KFC – Anyone for KFC?
  • NE1ER – Anyone Here
  • Ne2H – Need To Have
  • NESEC – Any Second
  • NEWS – North, East, West, South
  • NFBSK – Not For British School Kids
  • NFC – Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
  • NFF – No F***ing Fair
  • NFG – Not F***ing Good
  • NFI – No F***ing Idea
  • NFW – No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
  • NG – New Game
  • NGB – Nearly Good Bridge
  • NH – Nice Hand
  • NHOH – Never Heard Of Him/Her
  • NICE – Nonsense In Crappy Existence
  • NIFOC – Nude In Front Of The Computer
  • NIGYYSOB – Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
  • NIH – Not Invented Here
  • NIM – No Internal Message
  • NIMBY – Not In My Back Yard
  • NIMJD – Not In My Job Description
  • NIMQ – Not In My Queue
  • NIMY – Never In A Million Years
  • NINO – Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
  • NISM – Need I Say More
  • NITL – Not In This Lifetime
  • NIYWFD – Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
  • NLL – Nice Little Lady
  • NM – Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
  • NME – Enemy
  • NMH – Not Much Here
  • NMHJC – Not Much Here, Just Chilling
  • NMP – Not My Problem
  • NMTE – Now More Than Ever
  • NMU – Not Much, You?
  • NN – Not Now
  • NNCIMINTFZ – Not Now Chief, I’m In The F ***in’ Zone
  • NNWW – Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
  • NO – Not Online
  • NOA – Not Online Anymore
  • NOFI – No OFfence Intended
  • NOS – New Old Stock
  • NOY – Not Online Yet
  • NOYB – None Of Your Business
  • NP – No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
  • NQA – No Questions Asked
  • NQOCD – Not Quite Our Class Dear
  • NR – Nice Roll
  • NRG – Energy
  • NRN – No Reply Necessary
  • NS – Nice Set
  • NSA – No Strings Attached
  • NSFW – Not Safe For Work
  • NSS – No Sh** Sherlock
  • NSTLC – Need Some Tender Loving Care
  • NTA – Not This Again
  • NTIM – Not That It Matters
  • NTIMM – Not That It Matters Much
  • NTK – Nice To Know
  • NTM – Not That Much
  • NTTAWWT – Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
  • NTW – Not To Worry
  • NTYMI – Now That You Mention It
  • NUB – New person to a site or game
  • NUFF – Enough Said
  • NVM – NeVer Mind
  • NVNG – Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
  • NW – No Way
  • NWAL – Nerd Without A Life
  • NWR – Not Work Related
  • NYC – Not Your Concern
  • NYCFS – New York City Finger Salute
  • O – Opponent -or- Over
  • OAO – Over And Out
  • OATUS – On A Totally Unrelated Subject
  • OAUS – On An Unrelated Subject
  • OB – Obligatory
  • OBE – Overcome By Events
  • OBO – Or Best Offer
  • OBTW – Oh By The Way
  • OBX – Old Battle Axe
  • OC – Original Character -or- Own Character
  • OCD – Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • ODTAA – One Damn Thing After Another
  • OIC – Oh, I See
  • OICU812 – Oh I See, You Ate One Too
  • OK – All Correct
  • OL – Old Lady
  • OLL – OnLine Love
  • OLN – OnLine Netiquette
  • OM – Old Man
  • OMB – Oh My Buddha
  • OMDB – Over My Dead Body
  • OMFG – Oh My F***ing God
  • OMG – Oh My God
  • OMIK – Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
  • OML – Oh My Lord
  • OMW – On My Way
  • ONID – Oh No I Didn’t
  • ONNA – Oh No, Not Again
  • ONNTA – Oh No, Not This Again
  • ONUD – Oh No You Didn’t
  • OO – Over and Out
  • OOAK – One Of A Kind
  • OOC – Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
  • OOF – Out Of Facility
  • OOI – Out Of Interest
  • OOO – Out Of Office
  • OOS – Out Of Stock
  • OOTB – Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
  • OOTC – Obligatory On Topic Comment
  • OSIF – Oh Sh** I Forgot
  • OSINTOT – Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
  • OST – On Second Thought
  • OT – Off Topic
  • OTASOIC – Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
  • OTC – Over The Counter
  • OTF – Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
  • OTH – Off The Hook
  • OTL – Out To Lunch
  • OTOH – On The Other Hand
  • OTP – On The Phone
  • OTT – Over The Top
  • OTTOMH – Off The Top Of My Head
  • OTW – Off The Wall
  • OUSU – Oh, You Shut Up
  • OWTTE – Or Words To That Effect
  • OZ – Australia
  • P – Partner
  • P&C – Private & Confidential
  • P2C2E – Process Too Complicated Too Explain
  • P2U4URAQTP – Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
  • P911 – Parent Alert
  • PA – Parent Alert
  • PAL – Parents Are Listening
  • PANS – Pretty Awesome New Stuff
  • PAW – Parents Are Watching
  • PB – Potty Break
  • PBB – Parent Behind Back
  • PBEM – Play By EMail
  • PBJ – Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
  • PD – Public Domain
  • PDOMA – Pulled Directly Out Of My A**
  • PDQ – Pretty Darn Quick
  • PDS – Please Don’t Shout
  • PEBCAC – Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
  • PEBCAK – Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
  • PFA – Pulled From A** -or- Please Find Attached
  • PFC – Pretty F***ing Cold
  • PHAT – Pretty Hot And Tempting
  • PHB – Pointy Haired Boss
  • PHS – Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
  • PIAPS – Pig In A Pant Suit
  • PIBKAC – Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
  • PICNIC – Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
  • PIF – Paid In Full
  • PIMP – Peeing In My Pants
  • PIMPL – Peeing In My Pants Laughing
  • PIN – Person In Need
  • PIR – Parent In Room
  • PITA – Pain In The A**
  • PITMEMBOAM – Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
  • PLOKTA – Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
  • PLS – Please
  • PLZ – Please
  • PM – Personal Message -or- Private Message
  • PMBI – Pardon My Butting In
  • PMF – Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
  • PMFJI – Pardon Me For Jumping In
  • PMIGBOM – Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
  • PMJI – Pardon My Jumping In
  • PML – Pissing Myself Laughing
  • PMP – Peeing My Pants
  • PMSL – Pissed MySelf Laughing
  • PNATMBC – Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
  • PNCAH – Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
  • PND – Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
  • PO – Piss Off
  • POAHF – Put On A Happy Face
  • POAK – Passed Out At Keyboard
  • POM – Parent Over My Shoulder
  • PONA – Person Of No Account
  • POOF – Good-bye, gone; also seen as ::poof::
  • POS – Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
  • POSC – Piece Of Sh** Computer
  • POSSLQ – Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
  • POTS – Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
  • POTUS – President of the United States
  • POV – Point of View
  • PP – People
  • PPL – Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
  • PRON – Porn
  • PS – Post Script
  • PSA – Public Service Announcement
  • PSO – Product Superior to Operator
  • PTH – Prime Tanning Hours
  • PTMM – Please Tell Me More
  • PTP – Pardon The Pun
  • PTPOP – Pat The Pissed Off Primate
  • PU – That Stinks
  • PVP – Player Versus Player
  • PWN – Own
  • PWNT – Owned
  • PWP – Plot, What Plot?
  • P-ZA – Pizza
  • Q2C – Quick To Cum
  • QFT – Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
  • QL – Quit Laughing
  • QLS – Reply
  • QOTD – Quote Of The Day
  • QQ – Quick Question -or- Cry More
  • QS – Quit Scrolling
  • QT – Cutie
  • QYB – Quit Your Bitching
  • R U there? – Are you there?
  • R&D – Research & Development
  • R&R – Rest & Relaxation
  • RAEBNC – Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
  • RAT – Remotely Activated Trojan
  • RB@Ya – Right Back at Ya
  • RBAY – Right Back At You
  • RBTL – Read Between The Lines
  • RC – Remote Control
  • RCI – Rectal Cranial Inversion
  • RE – Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
  • REHI – Hi Again
  • RFD – Request For Discussion
  • RFR – Really F***ing Rich
  • RFS – Really F***ing Soon
  • RGR – Roger
  • RHIP – Rank Has Its Privileges
  • RIYL – Recommended If You Like
  • RKBA – Right to Keep and Bear Arms
  • RL – Real Life
  • RLCO – Real Life Conference
  • RLF – Real Life Friend
  • RM – Remake
  • RMLB – Read My Lips Baby
  • RMMA – Reading My Mind Again
  • RMMM – Read My Mail Man
  • RN – Right Now
  • RNN – Reply Not Necessary
  • ROFL – Rolling On Floor Laughing
  • ROR – Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
  • ROTFL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing
  • ROTFLMAO – Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
  • ROTFLOL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROTGL – Rolling On The Ground Laughing
  • ROTGLMAO – Rolling On The Ground Laughing My A** Off
  • ROTM – Right On The Money
  • RPG – Role Playing Games
  • RRQ – Return Receipt Request
  • RRR – haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
  • RSN – Real Soon Now
  • RSVP – Répondez S’il Vous Plaît
  • RT – Real Time
  • RTBM – Read The Bloody Manual
  • RTBS – Reason To Be Single
  • RTFAQ – Read The FAQ
  • RTFF – Read The F***ing FAQ
  • RTFM – Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTFQ – Read The F***ing Question
  • RTH – Release The Hounds
  • RTK – Return To Keyboard
  • RTM or RTFM – Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTSM – Read The Silly Manual
  • RTTSD – Right Thing To Say Dude
  • RTWFQ – Read The Whole F***ing Question
  • RU – Are You?
  • RU/18 – Are You Over 18?
  • RUFKM – Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
  • RUH – Are You Horny?
  • RUMCYMHMD – Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
  • RUMORF – Are You Male OR Female?
  • RUNTS – Are You Nuts?
  • RUOK – Are You OK?
  • RUS – Are You Serious?
  • RUSOS – Are You SOS (in trouble)?
  • RUT – Are You There?
  • RUUP4IT – Are You Up For It?
  • RX – Regards
  • RYFM – Read Your Friendly Manual
  • RYO – Roll Your Own
  • RYS – Read Your Screen
  • S – Smile
  • S^ – What’s Up?
  • S2R – Send To Receive
  • S2U – Same To You
  • S4L – Spam For Life
  • SADAD – Suck A Dick And Die
  • SAHM – Stay At Home Mom
  • SAIA – Stupid Asses In Action
  • SAPFU – Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
  • SBI – Sorry ‘Bout It
  • SBTA – Sorry, Being Thick Again
  • SBUG – Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
  • SCNR – Sorry, Could Not Resist
  • SDK – Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Software Developer’s Kit
  • SEC – Wait a second
  • SED – Said Enough Darling
  • SEG – Sh** Eating Grin
  • SEP – Somebody Else’s Problem
  • SETE – Smiling Ear To Ear
  • SEWAG – Scientifically Engineered Wild A** Guess
  • SF – Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
  • SFAIAA – So Far As I Am Aware
  • SFETE – Smiling From Ear To Ear
  • SFLA – Stupid Four Letter Acronym
  • SFTTM – Stop F***ing Talking To Me
  • SFX – Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
  • SH – Sh** Happens
  • SHB – Should Have Been
  • SHID – Slap Head In Disgust
  • SHMILY – See How Much I Love You
  • SIC – Spelling Is Correct
  • SICL – Sitting In Chair Laughing
  • SICS – Sitting In Chair Snickering
  • SII – Seriously Impaired Imagination
  • SIL – Sister-In-Law
  • SIP – Skiing In Powder
  • SIT – Stay In Touch
  • SITCOMs – Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
  • SITD – Still In The Dark
  • SIUP – Suck It Up Pussy
  • SIUYA – Shove It Up Your A**
  • Sk8r – Skater
  • SL – Second Life
  • SLAP – Sounds Like A Plan
  • SLAW – Sounds Like A Winner
  • SLIRK – Smart Little Rich Kid
  • SLM – See Last Mail
  • SLOM – Sticking Leeches On Myself
  • SLT – Something Like That
  • SM – Senior Moment
  • SMAIM – Send Me An Instant Message
  • SMB – Suck My Balls
  • SME – Subject Matter Expert
  • SMEM – Send Me E-Mail
  • SMH – Shaking My Head
  • SMIM – Send Me an Instant Message
  • SMOP – Small Matter of Programming
  • SNAFU – Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
  • SNAG – Sensitive New Age Guy
  • SNERT – Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  • SO – Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
  • SOB – Son Of a B*tch
  • SOBT – Stressed Out Big Time
  • SOGOP – Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
  • SOH – Sense Of Humor
  • SOHF – Sense Of Humor Failure
  • SOI – Self Owning Idiot
  • SOIAR – Sit On It And Rotate
  • SOL – Sh** Out of Luck
  • SOMY – Sick Of Me Yet
  • SOOYA – Snake Out Of Your A**
  • SOP – Standard Operating Procedure
  • SorG – Straight or Gay
  • SOS – Same Old Sh**
  • SOT – Short On Time
  • SOTMG – Short On Time, Must Go
  • SOW – Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
  • SOZ – Sorry
  • SRO – Standing Room Only
  • SRSLY – Seriously
  • SSC – Super Sexy Cute
  • SSDD – Same Sh** Different Day
  • SSEWBA – Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  • SSIA – Subject Says It All
  • STBY – Sucks To Be You
  • STD – Seal The Deal
  • STFU – Shut The F*** Up
  • STFW – Search The F***ing Web
  • STM – Spank The Monkey
  • STPPYNOZGTW – Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
  • STR8 – Straight
  • STS – So To Speak
  • STW – Search The Web
  • STYS – Speak To You Soon
  • SU – Shut Up
  • SUAC – Sh** Up A Creek
  • SUAKM – Shut Up And Kiss Me
  • SUFI – Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
  • SUFID – Screwing Up Face In Disgust
  • SUL – Snooze You Lose
  • SUP – What’s Up?
  • SUYF – Shut Up You Fool
  • SWAG – Scientific Wild A** Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
  • SWAK – Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
  • SWALBCAKWS – Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’t Stick
  • SWALK – Sealed With A Loving Kiss
  • SWDYT – So What Do You Think
  • SWIM – See What I Mean?
  • SWIS – See What I’m Saying
  • SWL – Screaming With Laughter
  • SWMBO – She Who Must Be Obeyed
  • SWU – So What’s Up
  • SYS – See You Soon
  • SYT – See You Tomorrow
  • T&C – Terms & Conditions
  • T@YL – Talk At You Later
  • TA – Thanks Again
  • TAF – That’s All, Folks!
  • TAFN – That’s All For Now
  • TAH – Take A Hike
  • TAKS – That’s A Knee Slapper
  • TANJ – There Ain?t No Justice
  • TANSTAAFL – There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  • TAP – Take A Pill
  • TARFU – Things Are Really F***ed Up
  • TAS – Taking A Shower
  • TAW – Teachers Are Watching
  • TBA – To Be Advised
  • TBC – To Be Continued
  • TBD – To Be Determined
  • TBE – Thick Between Ears
  • TBH – To Be Honest
  • TBYB – Try Before You Buy
  • TC – Take Care
  • TCB – Trouble Came Back
  • TCOY – Take Care Of Yourself
  • TDM – Too Darn Many
  • TDTM – Talk Dirty To Me
  • TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
  • TFDS – That is For Darn Sure
  • TFH – Thread From Hell
  • TFLMS – Thanks For Letting Me Share
  • TFMIU – The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
  • TFN – Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
  • TFS – Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
  • TFTHAOT – Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
  • TFTT – Thanks For The Thought
  • TFX – Traffic
  • TGAL – Think Globally, Act Locally
  • TGGTG – That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
  • TGIF – Thank God It’s Friday
  • THX or TX or THKS – Thanks
  • TIA – Thanks In Advance
  • TIAIL – Think I Am In Love
  • TIC – Tongue In Cheek
  • TIGAS – Think I Give A Sh**
  • TILII – Tell It Like It Is
  • TINWIS – That Is Not What I Said
  • TISC – This Is So Cool
  • TISL – This Is So Lame
  • TISNC – This Is So Not Cool
  • TISNF – That Is So Not Fair
  • TISNT – That Is So Not True
  • TK – To Come
  • TKU4UK – Thank You For Your Kindness
  • TLA – Three Letter Acronym
  • TLC – Tender Loving Care
  • TLGO – The List Goes On
  • TLITBC – That’s Life In The Big City
  • TLK-2-U-L-8-R – Talk To You Later
  • TM – Trust Me
  • TMA – Too Many Acronyms
  • TMI – Too Much Information
  • TMTOWTDI – There’s More Than One Way To Do It
  • TNA – Temporarily Not Available
  • TNC – Tongue In Cheek
  • TNT – Til Next Time
  • TNTL – Trying Not To Laugh
  • TNX – Thanks
  • TOBAL – There Oughta Be A Law
  • TOBG – This Oughta Be Good
  • TOM – Tomorrow
  • TOPCA – Til Our Paths Cross Again
  • TOT – Tons of Time
  • TOY – Thinking Of You
  • TP – Team Player -or- TelePort
  • TPC – The Phone Company
  • TPS – That’s Pretty Stupid
  • TPTB – The Powers That Be
  • TQM – Total Quality Management
  • TRAM – The Rest Are Mine
  • TRDMC – Tears Running Down My Cheeks
  • TS – Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
  • TSIA – This Says It All
  • TSIF – Thank Science It’s Friday
  • TSNF – That’s So Not Fair
  • TSOB – Tough Son Of a B*tch
  • TSR – Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
  • TSRA – Two Shakes of a Rat’s A**
  • TT – Big tease
  • TTA – Tap That A**
  • TTBOMK – To The Best Of My Knowledge
  • TTFN – Ta Ta For Now
  • TTG – Time to Go
  • TTIOT – The Truth Is Out There
  • TTKSF – Trying To Keep a Straight Face
  • TTMF – Ta, Ta, MOFO
  • TTS – Text To Speech
  • TTT – That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
  • TTTHTFAL – Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening
  • TTTKA – Time To Totally Kick A**
  • TTTT – To Tell The Truth
  • TTUL – Talk To You Later
  • TTYAWFN – Talk To You A While From Now
  • TTYL – Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
  • TTYT – Talk To You Tomorrow
  • TVM4YEM – Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
  • TVN – Thank You Very Much
  • TWHAB – This Won’t Hurt A Bit
  • TWIMC – To Whom it may Concern
  • TWIWI – That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It?
  • TXS – Thanks
  • TXT IM – Text Instant Message
  • TY – Thank You
  • TYCLO – Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
  • TYVM – Thank You Very Much
  • U – You
  • U Up – Are You Up?
  • U2 – You Too
  • U8 – You Ate?
  • UBS – Unique Buying State
  • UCWAP – Up a Creek Without A Paddle
  • UDH82BME – You’d Hate To Be Me
  • UG2BK – You’ve Got To Be Kidding
  • UGC – User-Generated Content
  • U-L – You Will
  • unPC – unPolitically Correct
  • UNTCO – You Need To Chill Out
  • UOK – Are You OK?
  • UPOD – Under Promise Over Deliver
  • UR – You Are
  • UR2K – You Are Too Kind
  • URAPITA – You Are A Pain In The A**
  • URSAI – You Are Such An Idiot
  • URW – You Are Welcome
  • URWS – You Are Wise
  • URYY4M – You Are Too Wise For Me
  • US – You Suck
  • USP – Unique Selling Proposition
  • UTM – You Tell Me
  • UV – Unpleasant Visual
  • UWIWU – You Wish I Was You
  • VBG – Very Big Grin
  • VBS – Very Big Smile
  • VC – Venture Capital
  • VCDA – Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
  • VEG – Very Evil Grin
  • VFM – Value For Money
  • VGN – Vegan -or- Vegitarian
  • VM – Voice Mail
  • VRBS – Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
  • VSF – Very Sad Face
  • VWD – Very Well Done
  • VWP – Very Well Played
  • W/ – With
  • W/O – Without
  • w00t – We Own the Other Team
  • WAD – Without A Doubt
  • WAEF – When All Else Fails
  • WAFB – What A F***ing Bitch
  • WAFM – What A F***ing Mess
  • WAFS – Warm And Fuzzies
  • WAG – Wild A** Guess
  • WAI – What An Idiot
  • WAK – What A Kiss
  • WAMBAM – Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
  • WAYD – What Are You Doing?
  • WAYN – Where Are You Now?
  • WB – Welcome Back -or- Write Back
  • WBS – Write Back Soon
  • WC – Who Cares
  • WCA – Who Cares Anyway
  • WD – Well Done
  • WDALYIC – Who Died And Left You In Charge?
  • WDDD – Woopie Doo Da Dey
  • WDR – With Due Respect
  • WDT – Who Does That?
  • WDYMBT – What Do You Mean By That?
  • WDYS – What Did You Say
  • WDYT – What Do You Think
  • WE – Whatever
  • WEG – Wicked Evil Grin
  • WETSU – We Eat This Sh** Up
  • WF – Way Fun
  • WFM – Works For Me
  • WG – Wicked Grin
  • WGAFF – Who Gives A Flying F***
  • WIBAMU – Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle
  • WIBNI – Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
  • WIIFM – What’s In It For Me
  • WILCO – Will Comply
  • WIM – Woe Is Me
  • WIP – Work In Process
  • WISP – Winning Is So Pleasureable
  • WIT – Wordsmith In Training
  • WITFITS – What In The F*** Is This Sh**
  • WITW – What In The World
  • WIU – Wrap It Up
  • wkewl – it means way cool
  • WMHGB – Where Many Have Gone Before
  • WMMOWS – Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
  • WMPL – Wet My Pants Laughing
  • WNOHGB – Where No One Has Gone Before
  • WOA – Work Of Art
  • WOG – Wise Old Guy
  • WOMBAT – Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
  • WOOF – Well Off Older Folks
  • WOP – With Out Papers
  • WOTAM – Waste Of Time And Money
  • WOTD – Word Of The Day
  • WP – Well Played
  • WRT – With Regard To -or- With Respect To
  • WRUDATM – What Are You Doing At The Moment?
  • WT – Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
  • WTB – Want To Buy
  • WTF – What The F***
  • WTFGDA – Way To F***ing Go, Dumb A**
  • WTFH – What The F***ing Hell
  • WTG – Way To Go
  • WTGP – Want To Go Private?
  • WTH – What The Heck
  • WTHOW – White Trash Headline Of the Week
  • WTMI – Way Too Much Information
  • WTN – What Then Now? Who Then Now?
  • WTS – Want To Sell
  • WTSDS – Where The Sun Don’t Shine
  • WTSHTF – When The Sh** Hits The Fan
  • WTTM – Without Thinking To Much
  • WU – What’s Up
  • WUF – Where You From
  • WUWH – Wish You Were Here
  • WUWHIMA – Wish You Were Here In My Arms
  • WWJD – What Would Jesus Do?
  • WWSD – What Would Satan Do?
  • WWY – Where Were You?
  • WX – Weather
  • WYCM – Will You Call Me?
  • WYFM – Would You F*** Me?
  • WYGISWYPF – What You Get Is What You Pay For
  • WYM – What do You Mean?
  • WYP – What’s Your Problem?
  • WYRN – What’s Your Real Name?
  • WYS – Whatever You Say
  • WYSIWYG – What You See Is What You Get
  • WYSLPG – What You See Looks Pretty Good
  • WYT – Whatever You Think
  • WYWH – Wish You Were Here
  • X-I-10 – Exciting
  • XLNT – Excellent
  • XME – Excuse Me
  • XOXO – Hugs and Kisses
  • XQZT – Exquisite
  • XTC – Ecstasy
  • Y – Why?
  • YA – Yet Another
  • YA yaya – Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
  • YABA – Yet Another Bloody Acronym
  • YACC – Yet Another Calendar Company
  • YAFIYGI – You Asked For It You Got It
  • YAOTM – Yet Another Off Topic Message
  • YAUN – Yet Another Unix Nerd
  • YBF – You’ve Been F***ed
  • YBS – You’ll Be Sorry
  • YBY – Yeah Baby Yeah
  • YBYSA – You Bet Your Sweet A**
  • YCT – Your Comment To
  • YDKM – You Don’t Know Me
  • YEPPIES – Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
  • YGBK – You Gotta Be Kidding
  • YGBSM – You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
  • YGLT – You’re Gonna Love This
  • YGTBK – You’ve Got To Be Kidding
  • YGWYPF – You Get What You Pay For
  • YHM – You Have Mail
  • YIC – Yours In Christ
  • YIU – Yes, I Understand
  • YIWGP – Yes, I Will Go Private
  • YKW – You Know What
  • YKWIM – You Know What I Mean
  • YM – Your Mother
  • YMAK – You May Already Know
  • YMMV – Your Mileage May Vary
  • YNK – You Never Know
  • YOYO – You’re On Your Own
  • YR – Yeah Right
  • YRYOCC – You’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
  • YS – You Stinker
  • YSAN – You’re Such A Nerd
  • YSIC – Why Should I Care?
  • YSK – You Should Know
  • YSYD – Yeah, Sure You Do
  • YTB – You’re The Best
  • YTRNW – Yeah That’s Right, Now What?
  • YTTT – You Telling The Truth
  • YUPPIES – Young Urban Professionals
  • YW – You’re Welcome
  • YWIA – You’re Welcome In Advance
  • YY4U – Too Wise For You
  • YYSSW – Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
  • zerg – To gang up on someone
  • ZMG – Oh My God
  • ZZZ – Sleeping, Bored, Tired
  • $#!+ – Sh**
  • $46 – money for sex
  • $h!t – Sh**
  • $xy – sexy
  • /. – Slashdot
  • *4u – Kiss for you
  • *67 – unknown
  • *eg* – evil grin
  • 07734 – hello
  • 0day – software illegally obtained before it was released
  • 0noe – Oh No
  • 10q – thank you
  • 10tacle – Tentacle
  • 10x – thanks
  • 12b – wannabe
  • 1337 – elite
  • 133t – elite
  • 13itch – bitch
  • 143 – I love you
  • 187 – murder
  • 1ab – wannabe
  • 1daful – wonderful
  • 1nce – once
  • 1sec – one second
  • 2b – to be
  • 2bad4u2 – to bad for u to
  • 2da – to the
  • 2dae – today
  • 2day – today
  • 2ditd – today is the day
  • 2ez – too easy
  • 2ge4 – Together
  • 2getha – together
  • 2gether – together
  • 2gethr – together
  • 2h4u – too hot for you
  • 2k0 – 2000
  • 2k1 – 2001
  • 2k6 – 2006
  • 2k7 – 2007
  • 2k8 – 2008
  • 2l8 – too late
  • 2m – tomorrow
  • 2m4u – too much for you
  • 2ma – Tomorrow
  • 2maro – tomorrow
  • 2mo – tomorrow
  • 2mora – tomorrow
  • 2moro – tomorrow
  • 2morow – tomorrow
  • 2morrow – tommorrow
  • 2moz – tomorrow
  • 2mro – tomorrow
  • 2mw – tomorrow
  • 2mz – tomorrow
  • 2night – tonight
  • 2nite – tonight
  • 2nyt – tonight
  • 2sday – tuesday
  • 2tali – totally
  • 2tm – to the max
  • 2u2 – To you too
  • 301ing – referring traffic to another site
  • 304 – hoe
  • 31337 – elite
  • 313373 – elite
  • 31ee7 – elite
  • 3q – thank you
  • 3u – thank you
  • 3y3 y4m – I am
  • 404 – Clueless
  • 42n8 – fortunate
  • 4311 – hell
  • 4col – For crying out loud
  • 4eva – forever
  • 4ever – forever
  • 4evr – for ever
  • 4fs – for F***’s sake
  • 4gai – forget about it
  • 4geit – forget it
  • 4get – forget
  • 4getu – forget you
  • 4give – forgive
  • 4got – forgot
  • 4gv – forgive
  • 4ker – F***er
  • 4king – F***ing
  • 4lyf3 – for life
  • 4lyfe – for life
  • 4m – form
  • 4q – F*** you
  • 4rm – from
  • 4sho – for sure
  • 4tw – for the win
  • 4u – for you
  • 4umb – For You Maybe
  • 4us – for us
  • 4ward – forward
  • 4wd – forward
  • 5- oh – cop
  • 53x – sex
  • 5h17 – Sh**
  • 5n – fine
  • 5o – police
  • 6flx – X- Rated movie (sex flick)
  • 6up – cops in area
  • 6y – sexy
  • 7734 – hell
  • 7uck – F***
  • 8008135 – boobies
  • 81tc# – bitch
  • 9009l3 – Google
  • 911sc – emergency let’s stop chatting
  • ❤ – love
  • ?u@ – Where are you?
  • ?up – what’s up?
  • ?^ – what’s up?
  • @ – at
  • @$$ – A**
  • @$$ #013 – A** hole
  • @h – asshole
  • ^5 – high five
  • >3 – LOVE
  • ?4u – Question for you
  • a$$ – A**
  • a&f – always and forever
  • a.i.m. – aol instant messanger
  • a/m – away message
  • a/s/l – age,sex,location
  • a/s/l/p – age/sex/location/picture
  • a/s/l/r – age, sex, location, race
  • a1t – anyone there
  • a3 – anyplace, anywhere, anytime
  • aaaaa – American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse
  • aaf – as a friend
  • aak – Alive and Kicking
  • aamof – as a matter of fact
  • aarp – alert, aware, responsible, participate
  • aatf – always and totally forever
  • abend – absent by enforced net deprivation
  • abft – About F***ing Time
  • abt – about
  • abwt – about
  • acc – account
  • acct – account
  • acgaf – Absolutely couldn’t give a F***
  • ack – acknowledged
  • addy – address
  • adn – any day now
  • aeap – as early as possible
  • af – assface
  • afaic – as far as I’m concerned
  • afaics – as far as I can see
  • afaict – as far as I can tell
  • afaik – as far as I know
  • afair – as far as I recall
  • afaiu – As far as I understand
  • afc – away from computer
  • afcpmgo – away from computer parents may go on
  • afg – away from game
  • afk – away from keyboard
  • afkb – away from keyboard
  • ah – A** hole
  • ahole – asshole
  • ai – Artificial Intelligence
  • aiadw – ALL IN A DAYS WORK
  • aiamu – and I’m a monkey’s uncle
  • aicmfp – and I claim my five pounds
  • aight – Alright
  • aightz – alright
  • aiic – as if I care
  • aiid – and if I did
  • aiight – all right
  • aim – AOL instant messanger
  • ain’t – am not
  • aite – Alright
  • aiui – as I understand it
  • aiws – as i was saying
  • ajax – Asynchronous Javascript and XML
  • aka – also known as
  • akp – Alexander King Project
  • akpcep – Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project
  • alol – actually laughing out loud
  • alot – a lot
  • alright – all right
  • alrite – Alright
  • alrt – alright
  • alryt – alright
  • amf – adios motherF***er
  • amiic – ask me if i care
  • aml – All My Love
  • anim8 – animate
  • anlsx – Anal Sex
  • anon – anonymous
  • anuda – another
  • anw – anyways
  • any1 – Anyone
  • anywaz – anyways
  • aoc – age of consent
  • aoe – Age Of Empires
  • aota – all of the above
  • aoto – Amen on that one
  • aoys – angel on your shoulder
  • apod – Another Point Of Discussion
  • appt – appointment
  • aprece8 – appreciate
  • apreci8 – appreciate
  • apu – as per usual
  • ar – are
  • arnd – around
  • arse – A**
  • arsed – bothered
  • arvo – afternoon
  • asafp – as soon as F***ing possible
  • asaik – as soon as I know
  • asap – as soon as possible
  • asarbambtaa – All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.
  • asic – application specific integrated circuit
  • asl – age, sex, location
  • aslo – age sex location orientation
  • aslp – age, sex, location, picture
  • aslr – age sex location race
  • aslrp – age, sex, location, race, picture
  • asr – age sex race
  • asshle – asshole
  • atfp – answer the F***ing phone
  • atl – atlanta
  • atm – at the moment
  • atop – at time of posting
  • atp – answer the phone
  • atst – At the same time
  • attn – attention
  • atw – All the way
  • audy – Are you done yet?
  • aufm – are you F***ing mental
  • aufsm – are you F***ing Sh**ing me
  • aup – acceptable use policy
  • avie – Avatar
  • avsb – a very special boy
  • avtr – avatar
  • avvie – avatar
  • avy – Avatar
  • awes – awesome
  • awk – awkward
  • awol – absent without leave
  • awsm – awesome
  • ayagob – are you a girl or boy
  • ayb – All Your Base
  • aybab2m – all your base are belong 2 me
  • aybab2u – All your base are belong to us
  • aybabtg – All Your Base Are Belong To Google
  • aybabtu – all your base are belong to us
  • ayd – are you done
  • aydy – are you done yet
  • ayec – at your earliest convenience
  • ayfk – are you F***ing kidding
  • ayfkm – are you F***ing kidding me
  • ayfr – are you for real
  • ayfs – Are You F***ing Serious
  • ayk – are you kidding
  • ayl – are you listening
  • aymf – are you my friend
  • aypi – and your point is
  • aypi? – And Your Point Is?
  • ays – are you serious
  • aysm – are you Sh**ting me?
  • ayt – are you there
  • ayte – alright
  • aytf – are you there F***er
  • ayty – are you there yet
  • azn – asian
  • azz – A**
  • bi – bye
  • b& – banned
  • b’day – birthday
  • b- cuz – because
  • b- day – birthday
  • b.f.f. – best friend forever
  • b.s. – bullSh**
  • b/c – because
  • b/g – background
  • b/s/l – Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian
  • b/t – between
  • b00n – new person
  • b00t – boot
  • b1tch – Bitch
  • b2b – business to business
  • b2u – back to you
  • b3 – be
  • b4 – before
  • b4n – bye for now
  • b4u – before you
  • b8 – bait
  • b82rez – Batteries
  • b8rez – Batteries
  • b@ – banned
  • bab – Big A** Boobs
  • babi – baby
  • baf – bring a friend
  • baggkyko – be a good girl, keep your knickers on
  • bah – I don’t really care
  • bai – Bye
  • bak – back
  • bamf – bad A** mother F***er
  • bamofo – bitch A** mother F***er
  • bau – back at you
  • bb – bye bye
  • bb4n – Bye- bye for now
  • bbbj – Bare Back Blow Job
  • bbe – baby
  • bbfn – Bye Bye for now
  • bbfu – be back for you
  • bbi – Baby
  • bbiab – be back in a bit
  • bbiaf – be back in a few
  • bbialb – Be back in a little bit
  • bbiam – be back in a minute
  • bbias – be back in a second
  • bbiaw – be back in a while
  • bbilb – be back in a little bit
  • bbilfm – be back in like five minutes
  • bbk – be back, ok?
  • bbl – be back later
  • bbl8a – Be Back Later
  • bblig – Be back later…i guess
  • bbml – be back much later
  • bbol – be back online later
  • bbp – Banned by parents
  • bbq – be back quick
  • bbs – be back soon
  • bbt – be back tomorrow
  • bbtn – be back tonite
  • bbvl – Be Back Very Later
  • bbw – be back whenever
  • bbwb – best buddy with boobs
  • bbwl – be back way later
  • bby – baby
  • bbz – babes
  • bc – because
  • bch – bitch
  • bck – back
  • bcnu – be seeing you
  • bcnul8r – be seeing you later
  • bcoz – Because
  • bcurl8 – Because you’re late.
  • bcuz – because
  • bd – birthday
  • bday – birthday
  • bdfl – Benevolent Dictator For Life
  • be4 – before
  • becuse – because
  • becuz – because
  • beech – bitch
  • beeoch – bitch
  • beezy – BITCH
  • beotch – bitch
  • besos – kisses
  • bestie – best friend
  • betch – Bitch
  • betcha – bet you
  • bettr – better
  • bewb – boob
  • bewbs – boobs
  • bewbz – boobs
  • bewt – boot
  • beyatch – Bitch
  • beyotch – bitch
  • bf – boyfriend
  • bf+gf – boyfriend and girlfriend
  • bf4e – best friends for ever
  • bf4eva – Best Friends forever
  • bf4l – best friends for life
  • bfam – brother from another mother
  • bfd – big F***ing deal
  • bfe – Bum F*** Egypt
  • bff – best friend forever
  • bffa – best friends for always
  • bffae – Best Friends Forever And Ever
  • bffaw – best friends for a while
  • bffe – Best friends forever
  • bffeae – Best Friend For Ever And Ever
  • bffene – Best Friends For Ever And Ever
  • bffl – best friends for life
  • bffn – best friends for now
  • bfftddup – best friends forever till death do us part
  • bfg – big F***ing gun
  • bfh – bitch from hell
  • bfhd – big fat hairy deal
  • bfitww – best friend in the whole world
  • bfn – bye for now
  • bfs – Boyfriends
  • bft – big F***ing tits
  • bg – background
  • bh – bloody hell
  • bhwu – back home with you
  • biab – back in a bit
  • biach – bitch
  • biaf – Back In A Few
  • biatch – bitch
  • bibi – bye bye
  • bicbw – but I could be wrong
  • bigd – big deal
  • bilf – brother i’d like to F***
  • bilu – baby i love you
  • bion – Believe it or not.
  • biotch – bitch
  • bioya – blow it out your A**
  • bish – Bitch
  • biw – boss is watching
  • biwm – bisexual white male
  • bizatch – Bitch
  • bizi – Busy
  • biznatch – bitch
  • biznitch – bitch
  • bizzle – BITCH
  • bj – blowjob
  • bk – back
  • bka – better known as
  • bl – bad luck
  • bleme – blog meme
  • blh – bored like hell
  • bling- bling – jewelry
  • blj – blowjob
  • blk – black
  • blkm – Black Male
  • blnt – Better Luck Next time
  • blog – web log
  • blogger – web logger
  • blu – blue
  • bm – Bite Me
  • bm&y – between you and me
  • bm4l – best mates for life
  • bma – best mates always
  • bmf – be my friend
  • bmfe – best mates forever
  • bmfl – best mates for life
  • bmha – bite my hairy A**
  • bmoc – Big Man On Campus
  • bmttveot – best mates till the very end of time
  • bmvp – be my valentine please
  • bn – been
  • bndm3ovr – Bend me over
  • bnib – Brand new in Box
  • bnol – be nice or leave
  • bnr – banner
  • bo – body odour
  • bobfoc – Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
  • bobw – Best of Both Worlds
  • boffum – Both of them
  • bofh – bastard operator from hell
  • bogo – buy one get one
  • bogof – buy one get one free
  • bogsatt – bunch of guys sitting around the table
  • bohic – Bend over here it comes
  • bohica – bend over, here it comes again
  • boi – boy
  • bol – Barking Out Loud
  • boomm – bored out of my mind
  • bord – bored
  • bout – about
  • bovered – bothered
  • bowt – about
  • boxor – box
  • bpot – big pair of tits
  • br – bathroom
  • brb – be right back
  • brbbrb – br right back bath room break
  • brbf – Be Right Back F***er
  • brbg2p – be right back, got to pee
  • brbigtp – be right back, i got to pee.
  • brbmf – be right back mother F***er
  • brbn2gbr – Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom
  • brbs – be right back soon
  • brbts – be right back taking Sh**
  • brd – bored
  • brfb – be right F***ing back
  • brgds – best regards
  • brh – be right here
  • bro – brother
  • bros – brothers
  • brt – be right there
  • bruhh – Brother
  • bruv – brother
  • bruva – brother
  • bruz – brothers
  • bs – bullSh**
  • bsmfh – Bastard System Manager From Hell
  • bsod – blue screen of death
  • bsomn – blowing stuff out my nose
  • bstfu – bitch shut the F*** up
  • bsx – bisexual
  • bsxc – be sexy
  • bt – bit torrent
  • btch – bitch
  • btcn – Better than Chuck Norris
  • btd – bored to death
  • btdt – been there done that
  • btdtgtts – Been there, done that, got the T- shirt
  • btfl – beautiful
  • btfo – back the F*** off
  • btias – Be there in a second
  • btr – better
  • bts – be there soon
  • btsoom – Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
  • bttt – been there, tried that
  • bttyl – be talking to you later
  • btw – by the way
  • btwn – between
  • bty – back to you
  • bubar – bushed up beyond all recognition
  • bubi – bye
  • budzecks – butt sex
  • buhbi – Bye Bye
  • bur – pussy
  • burma – be undressed ready my angel
  • buszay – busy
  • but6 – buttsex
  • butsecks – butt sex
  • butterface – every thing is hot but her face
  • bwoc – Big Woman On Campus
  • bwpwap – back when Pluto was a planet
  • bwt – but when though
  • byeas – good- bye
  • byes – bye bye
  • bykt – But you knew that
  • byob – Bring your own Beer
  • byoc – bring our own computer
  • bytabm – beat you to a bloody mess
  • bytch – bitch
  • bz – busy
  • bzy – busy
  • bzzy – busy
  • c 2 c – cam to cam (webcams)
  • c&c – Command and Conquer
  • c- p – sleepy
  • c.y.a – cover your A**
  • c/b – comment back
  • c/t – can’t talk
  • c2 – come to
  • c2c – care to chat?
  • c2tc – cut to the chase
  • c4ashg – care for a shag
  • cancer stick – cigarette
  • cawk – Cock
  • cb – come back
  • cba – can’t be arsed
  • cbb – can’t be bothered
  • cbf – cant be F***ed
  • cbfa – can’t be F***ing arsed
  • cbfed – can’t be F***ed
  • cbi – can’t believe it
  • ccl – Couldn’t Care Less
  • ccna – Cisco Certified Network Associate
  • cd9 – Code 9 (other people nearby)
  • celly – cell phone
  • cex – sex
  • cexy – sexy
  • cfas – care for a secret?
  • cfid – check for identification
  • cfm – come F*** me
  • cg – Congratulations
  • cgad – couldn’t give a damn
  • cgaf – couldn’t give a F***
  • cgf – cute guy friend
  • char – character
  • chik – chick
  • chilax – chill and relax in one word
  • chillin – relaxing
  • chk – check
  • chr – character
  • chronic – marijuana
  • chut – pussy
  • cid – consider it done
  • cig – cigarette
  • cigs – cigarettes
  • cihswu – can i have sex with you
  • cilf – child i’d like to F***
  • cing – seeing
  • cis – computer information science
  • cless – clanless
  • clm – Cool Like Me
  • clt – Cool Like That
  • cluebie – clueless newbie
  • cm – call me
  • cma – Cover My A**
  • cmb – comment me back
  • cmcp – call my cell phone
  • cmeo – crying my eyes out
  • cmh – Call My House
  • cmiiw – correct me if I’m wrong
  • cmitm – Call me in the morning
  • cml – call me later
  • cml8r – call me later
  • cmliuw2 – call me later if you want to
  • cmomc – call me on my cell
  • cmon – Come on
  • cmplcdd – complicated
  • cms – content management system
  • cmt – comment
  • cmw – cutting my wrists
  • cn – can
  • cnc – Command and Conquer
  • cob – close of business
  • cod – Call of Duty
  • cod4 – call of duty 4
  • code 29 – moderator is watching
  • code 8 – parents are watching
  • code 9 – Parents are watching
  • code9 – other people near by
  • cof – Crying on the floor
  • coiwta – come on i wont tell anyone
  • col – crying out loud
  • comnt – comment
  • comp – Computer
  • compy – computer
  • congrats – congratulations
  • convo – conversation
  • coo – cool
  • cood – could
  • cos – because
  • cotf – crying on the floor
  • cotm – check out this myspace
  • cowboy choker – cigarette
  • coz – because
  • cp – child porn
  • cpl – Cyber Athlete Professional League
  • cpm – cost per 1000 impressions
  • crakalakin – happening
  • crazn – crazy asian
  • crm – customer relationship management
  • crp – crap
  • crs – can’t remember Sh**
  • crunk – combination of crazy and drunk
  • crzy – crazy
  • cs – Counter- Strike
  • cs:s – Counter- Strike: Source
  • cskr – cock sucker
  • csl – can’t stop laughing
  • ct – can’t talk
  • ctc – call the cell
  • ctf – capture the flag
  • ctfo – chill the F*** out
  • ctfu – cracking the F*** up
  • ctm – chuckle to myself
  • ctn – can’t talk now
  • ctpc – cant talk parent(s) coming
  • ctrn – can’t talk right now
  • cts – change the subject
  • ctt – change the topic
  • cu – goodbye
  • cu46 – see you for sex
  • cubi – can you believe it
  • cud – could
  • cuic – see you in class
  • cul – see you later
  • cul83r – See you later
  • cul8er – see you later
  • cul8r – See You Later
  • cul8tr – see you later
  • cunt – vagina
  • cuom – see you on monday
  • cuple – couple
  • cut3 – cute
  • cuwul – catch up with you later
  • cuz – because
  • cvq – chucking very quietly
  • cwmaos – coffee with milk and one sugar
  • cwot – complete waste of time
  • cwyl – chat with ya later
  • cya – goodbye
  • cyal – see you later
  • cyb – cyber
  • cybl – call you back later
  • cybr – cyber
  • cybseckz – cyber sex
  • cye – Close Your Eyes
  • cyff – change your font, F***er
  • cyl – see you later
  • cyl,a – see ya later, alligator
  • cyl8er – see you later
  • cylbd – catch ya later baby doll
  • cylor – check your local orhtodox rabbi
  • cym – check your mail
  • cyu – see you
  • c|n>k – coffee through nose into keyboard
  • d&df – drug & disease free
  • d.w – don’t worry
  • d/c – disconnected
  • d/l – download
  • d/w – don’t worry
  • d00d – dude
  • d2 – Diablo 2
  • d8 – date
  • da – the
  • dafs – do a F***ing search
  • dah – dumb as hell
  • damhik – don’t ask me how I know
  • damhikt – don’t ask me how I know this
  • dass – dumb A**
  • dat – that
  • dats – that’s
  • dawg – Friend
  • dayumm – damn
  • db – database
  • db4l – drinking buddy for life
  • dbab – don’t be a bitch
  • dbafwtt – Dont Be A Fool Wrap The Tool
  • dbeyr – dont believe everything you read
  • dbg – dont be gay
  • dbm – don’t bother me
  • dc – don’t care
  • dc’d – disconnected
  • dcw – Doing Class Work
  • dd – don’t die
  • ddf – Drug and Disease Free
  • ddg – Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • ddl – direct download
  • ddr – dance dance revolution
  • def – definitely
  • defs – definetly
  • degmt – Don’t Even Give Me That
  • dem – them
  • der – there
  • dernoe – I don’t know
  • detai – don’t even think about it
  • dewd – Dude
  • dey – they
  • df – Dumb F***
  • dfc – DON’T F***ING CARE
  • dfo – dumb F***ing operator
  • dftc – down for the count
  • dfu – don’t F*** up
  • dfw/m – Don’t F*** with Me
  • dfwm – Don’t F*** with Me
  • dg – dont go
  • dga – don’t go anywhere
  • dgaf – don’t give a F***
  • dgara – don’t give a rats A**
  • dgms – Don’t get me started
  • dgoai – don’t go on about it
  • dgt – don’t go there
  • dgypiab – don’t get your panties in a bunch
  • dh – dickhead
  • dhly – does he like you
  • diacf – die in a car fire
  • diaf – die in a fire
  • dic – do i care
  • dick – penis
  • diez – dies
  • diff – difference
  • dih – dick in hand
  • dikhed – dickhead
  • diku – do i know you
  • diky – Do I know you
  • dil – Daughter in law
  • dilf – dad i’d like to F***
  • dillic – Do I look like I care
  • dillifc – do I look like I F***ing care
  • dilligad – do I look like I give a damn
  • dilligaf – do I look like I give a F***
  • dilligas – do i look like i give a Sh**
  • din – didn’t
  • din’t – didn’t
  • dirl – Die in real life
  • dis – this
  • dit – Details in Thread
  • diy – do it yourself
  • dju – did you
  • dk – don’t know
  • dkdc – don’t know, don’t care
  • dl – download
  • dlf – dropping like flies
  • dln – don’t look now
  • dm – deathmatch
  • dmaf – do me a favor
  • dmba* – dumbass
  • dmu – don’t mess up
  • dmwm – don’t mess with me
  • dmy – don’t mess yourself
  • dn – don’t know
  • dnd – Do Not Disturb
  • dndp – Do not double post
  • dnimb – dancing naked in my bra
  • dno – don’t know
  • dnrtfa – did not read the F***ing article
  • dnt – dont
  • doa – dead on arrival
  • dob – date of birth
  • dod – Day of Defeat
  • dogg – friend
  • doin – doing
  • don – denial of normal
  • doncha – Don’t you
  • dont – don’t
  • dontcha – don’t you
  • dood – dude
  • doodz – dudes
  • dos – denial of service
  • dotc – dancing on the ceiling
  • doypov – depends on your point of view
  • dp – display picture
  • dprsd – depressed
  • dqmot – don’t quote me on this
  • dqydj – don’t quit your day job
  • dr00d – druid
  • drood – druid
  • dsided – decided
  • dsu – don’t screw up
  • dt – double team
  • dta – Dont Trust Anyone
  • dtb – don’t text back
  • dtp – Don’t Type Please
  • dtrt – do the right thing
  • dttm – dont talk to me
  • dttml – dont talk to me loser
  • dttpou – Don’t tell the police on us
  • dttriaa – don’t tell the RIAA
  • du2h – damn you to hell
  • ducy – do you see why
  • dugi – do you get it?
  • dugt – did you get that?
  • dun – don’t
  • dunno – I don’t know
  • dutma – don’t you text me again
  • dvda – double vaginal, double anal
  • dw – don’t worry
  • dwai – don’t worry about it
  • dwb – Driving while black
  • dwbh – don’t worry, be happy
  • dwbi – Don’t worry about it.
  • dwi – deal with it
  • dwioyot – Deal With It On Your Own Time
  • dwmt – don’t waste my time
  • dwn – down
  • dwt – don’t wanna talk
  • dwy – don’t wet yourself
  • dy2h – damn you to hell
  • dycotfc – do you cyber on the first chat
  • dyec – Dont You Ever Care
  • dygtp – did you get the picture
  • dyk – did you know
  • dylh – do you like him
  • dylm – do you love me
  • dylos – do you like oral sex
  • dynm – do you know me
  • dyt – Don’t you think
  • dyth – Damn You To Hell
  • dyw2gwm – do you want to go with me
  • dywtmusw – do you want to meet up some where
  • e- ok – Electronically OK
  • e.g. – example
  • ead – eat a dick
  • ebitda – earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization
  • ecf – error carried forward
  • edumacation – education
  • eedyat – idiot
  • eejit – idiot
  • ef – F***
  • ef- ing – F***ing
  • efct – effect
  • efffl – extra friendly friends for life
  • effin – F***ing
  • effing – F***ing
  • eg – evil grin
  • eh? – I’m done talking now, it’s your turn.
  • ehlp – help
  • eil – explode into laughter
  • el!t – elite
  • ello – hello
  • elo – hello
  • em – them
  • emm – email me
  • emo – emotional
  • emp – eat my pussy
  • enit – isn’t it
  • enof – enough
  • enuf – enough
  • enuff – enough
  • eob – End of Business
  • eod – End of day
  • eof – end of file
  • eom – end of message
  • eos – end of story
  • eot – end of transmission
  • eotw – end of the world
  • epa – Emergency Parent Alert
  • eq – Everquest
  • eq2 – Everquest2
  • ere – here
  • errythin – everything
  • esad – eat Sh** and die
  • esadyffb – eat Sh** and die you fat F***ing bastard
  • esbm – Everyone sucks but me
  • esl – eat Sh** loser
  • eta – Estimated Time of Arrival
  • etla – extended three letter acronym
  • etmda – Explain it to my dumb A**
  • eula – end user license agreement
  • ev1 – everyone
  • eva – ever
  • evaa – ever
  • evercrack – Everquest
  • every1 – everyone
  • evn – even
  • evry1 – every one
  • ex- bf – Ex- Boy Friend
  • ex- gf – Ex- Girl Friend
  • exp – experience
  • eyez – eyes
  • ez – Easy
  • ezi – easy
  • f u – F*** you
  • f#cking – F***ing
  • f.u. – F*** you
  • f/o – F*** off
  • f00k – F***.
  • f2f – face to face
  • f2p – free to play
  • f2t – Free to talk
  • f4c3 – face
  • f4eaa – friends forever and always
  • f4f – female for female
  • f4m – female for male
  • f8 – fate
  • f9 – fine
  • f@ – fat
  • fab – fabulous
  • faggit – faggot
  • fah – Funny as hell
  • fam – family
  • fankle – area between foot and ankle
  • fao – for attention of
  • fap – masturbate
  • fapping – masterbating
  • faq – frequently asked question
  • farg – F***
  • fashizzle – for sure
  • fav – Favorite
  • fawk – F***
  • fbimcl – Fall Back In My Chair Laughing
  • fbtw – Fine Be That Way
  • fc – fruit cake
  • fcbk – facebook
  • fcfs – first come first served
  • fck – F***
  • fckd – F***ed
  • fckin – F***ing
  • fckm3hdbayb – F*** Me Hard Baby
  • fcku – F*** you
  • fcol – for crying out loud
  • fcuk – F***
  • fe – fatal error
  • feck – F***
  • fer – for
  • ff – friendly fire
  • ffa – free for all
  • ffcl – falling from chair laughing
  • ffr – for future reference
  • ffs – for F***’s sake
  • ffxi – Final Fantasy 11
  • fg – F***ing gay
  • fgi – F***ing google it
  • fgs – for God’s sake
  • fgssu – For Gods sake shut up
  • fgt – faggot
  • fi – F*** it
  • fi9 – fine
  • fibijar – F*** it buddy, I’m just a reserve
  • fifo – first in, first out
  • figjam – F*** I’m good, just ask me
  • figmo – F*ck it – got my orders
  • fiic – F***ed If I Care
  • fiik – F***ed If I Know
  • fio – figure it out
  • fitb – fill in the blank
  • fiv – five
  • fk – F***
  • fker – F***er
  • fkin – F***ing
  • fking – F***ing
  • fku – F*** you
  • flamer – angry poster
  • flames – angry comments
  • flicks – pictures
  • floabt – for lack of a better term
  • fm – F*** me
  • fmah – F*** my A** hole
  • fmao – freezing my A** of
  • fmb – F*** me bitch
  • fmbb – F*** Me Baby
  • fmh – F*** me hard
  • fmhb – F*** me hard bitch
  • fmn – F*** me now
  • fmnb – F*** me now bitch
  • fmnkml – F*** me now kiss me later
  • fmph – F*** my pussy hard
  • fmq – F*** me quick
  • fmr – F*** me runnig
  • fmuta – F*** me up the A**
  • fmutp – F*** me up the pussy
  • fn – first name
  • fnar – For No Apparent Reason
  • fnci – fancy
  • fnpr – for no particular reason
  • fny – funny
  • fo – F*** off
  • fo shizzle – for sure
  • fo sho – for sure
  • foa – F*** off asshole
  • foad – F*** off and die
  • foaf – friend of a friend
  • foah – F*** off asshole
  • fob – fresh off the boat
  • focl – Falling Off Chair Laughing.
  • fol – farting out loud
  • folo – Follow
  • fomofo – F*** off mother F***er
  • fone – phone
  • foo – fool
  • foobar – F***ed up beyond all recognition
  • foocl – falls out of chair laughing
  • fook – F***
  • for sheeze – for sure
  • fos – full of Sh**
  • foshizzle – for sure
  • fosho – for sure
  • fotcl – fell off the chair laughing
  • fotm – Flavour of the month
  • fouc – F*** off you cunt
  • fov – Field of View
  • foyb – F*** off you bitch
  • fo` – for
  • fp – first post
  • fpmitap – federal pound me in the A** prison
  • fpos – F***ing piece of Sh**
  • fps – First Person Shooter
  • frag – kill
  • fragged – killed
  • frens – friends
  • frgt – forgot
  • friggin – freaking
  • frk – freak
  • frm – from
  • frnd – friend
  • frnds – friends
  • fs – For Sure
  • fsho – for sure
  • fsm – flying spaghetti monster
  • fsob – F***ing son of a bitch
  • fsod – frosn screen of death
  • fst – fast
  • ft – F*** THAT
  • fta – From The Article
  • ftb – F*** That Bitch
  • ftbfs – Failed to build from source
  • ftf – face to face
  • ftfa – From The F***ing Article
  • ftfw – For the F***ing win!
  • ftfy – Fixed that for you
  • ftio – fun time is over
  • ftk – For the Kill
  • ftl – For The Lose
  • ftlog – for the love of god
  • ftmfw – for the mother F***ing win
  • ftp – file transfer protocol
  • ftr – For The Record
  • fts – F*** that Sh**
  • fttp – for the time being
  • ftw – For the win!
  • fu – F*** you
  • fua – F*** you all
  • fuah – F*** you A** hole
  • fub – F*** you bitch
  • fubah – F***ed up beyond all hope
  • fubalm – F***ed up beyond all local maintenance
  • fubar – F***ed up beyond all recognition
  • fubb – F***ed up beyond belief
  • fubh – F***ed up beyond hope
  • F***tard – F***ing retard
  • fuctard – F***ing retard
  • fud – fear, uncertainty and doubt
  • fudh – F*** you dick head
  • fudie – F*** you and die
  • fugly – F***ing ugly
  • fuk – F***
  • fukin – F***ing
  • fukk – F***
  • fukkin – F***ing
  • fukn – F***ing
  • fumfer – F*** you mother F***er
  • funner – more fun
  • funy – funny
  • fuq – F*** you
  • fus – F*** yourself
  • fut – F*** You Too
  • fuu – F*** you up
  • fux – F***
  • fuxing – F***ing
  • fuxored – F***ed
  • fvck – F***
  • fwb – Friends with Benefits
  • fwd – forward
  • fwiw – for what it’s worth
  • fwob – friends with occasional benefits
  • fxe – foxy
  • fxp – file exchange protocol
  • fy – F*** you
  • fya – for your attention
  • fyad – F*** you and die
  • fyah – F*** you asshole
  • fyb – F*** you bitch
  • fyc – F*** your couch
  • fyeo – For your eyes only
  • fyf – F*** your face
  • fyfi – For Your F***ing Information
  • fyi – for your information
  • fyl – For your Love
  • fym – F*** your mom
  • fyp – fixed your post
  • fyrb – F*** you right back
  • *g* – grin
  • g/f – girlfriend
  • g/g – got to go
  • g0 – go
  • g1 – good one
  • g2 – go to
  • g2/- / – go to hell
  • g2bg – got to be going
  • g2bl8 – going to be late
  • g2cu – glad to see you
  • g2e – got to eat
  • g2g – got to go
  • g2g2tb – got to go to the bathroom
  • g2g2w – got to go to work
  • g2gb – got to go bye
  • g2gb2wn – got to go back to work now
  • g2ge – got to go eat
  • g2gn – got to go now
  • g2gp – got to go pee
  • g2gpc – got 2 go parents coming
  • g2gpp – got to go pee pee
  • g2h – go to hell
  • g2hb – go to hell bitch
  • g2p – got to pee
  • g2t2s – got to talk to someone
  • g3y – gay
  • g4u – good for you
  • g4y – good for you
  • g8 – gate
  • g@y – gay
  • ga – go ahead
  • gaf – good as F***
  • gafi – get away from it
  • gafl – get a F***ing life
  • gafm – Get away from me
  • gagf – go and get F***ed
  • gagp – go and get pissed
  • gah – gay A** homo
  • gai – gay
  • gaj – get a job
  • gal – get a life
  • gamez – illegally obtained games
  • gaoep – generally accepted office etiquette principles
  • gaw – grandparents are watching
  • gawd – god
  • gb – Go back
  • gb2 – go back to
  • gbioua – Go blow it out your A**
  • gbtw – go back to work
  • gbu – god bless you
  • gby – good bye
  • gcad – get cancer and die
  • gcf – Google Click Fraud
  • gd – good
  • gd&r – grins, ducks, and runs
  • gd4u – Good For You
  • gday – Good Day
  • gdby – good bye
  • gded – grounded
  • gdgd – good good
  • gdi – God Damn it
  • gdiaf – go die in a fire
  • gdih – Go die in hell
  • gdilf – Grandad I’d Like To F***
  • gdmfpos – god damn mother F***ing piece of Sh**
  • gdr – grinning, ducking, running
  • geto – ghetto
  • gewd – good
  • gey – gay
  • gf – girlfriend
  • gfad – go F*** a duck
  • gfadh – go F*** a dead horse
  • gfam – Go F*** A Monkey
  • gfar2cu – go find a rock to crawl under
  • gfas – go F*** a sheep
  • gfd – god F***ing damnit
  • gfe – Girl Friend experience
  • gfe2e – grinning from ear to ear
  • gfg – good F***ing game
  • gfi – good F***ing idea
  • gfj – good F***ing job
  • gfl – grounded for life
  • gfo – go F*** off
  • gfu – go F*** yourself
  • gfus – go F*** yourself
  • gfx – graphics
  • gfy – good for you
  • gfyd – go F*** your dad
  • gfym – go F*** your mom
  • gfys – go F*** yourself
  • gg – good game
  • gga – good game all
  • ggal – go get a life
  • ggf – go get F***ed
  • ggg – Go, go, go!
  • ggnore – good game no rematch
  • ggp – gotta go pee
  • gh – good half
  • ghey – gay
  • gigig – get it got it good
  • gigo – garbage in garbage out
  • gilf – Grandma I’d like to F***
  • gim – google instant messanger
  • gimme – give me
  • gimmie – give me
  • gir – google it retard
  • gis – Google Image Search
  • giv – give
  • giyf – google is your friend
  • gj – good job
  • gjial – go jump in a lake
  • gjp – good job partner
  • gjsu – god just shut up
  • gjt – good job team
  • gky – Go kill yourself
  • gkys – Go kill yourself
  • gl – good luck
  • gl hf – good luck, have fun
  • gl&hf – good luck and have fun
  • glbt – Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd
  • glf – group looking for
  • glhf – good luck have fun
  • glln – Got Laid Last Night
  • glnhf – Good Luck and Have Fun
  • glty – Good luck this year
  • glu – girl like us
  • glu2 – good luck to you too
  • glwt – good luck with that
  • gm – good morning
  • gma – grandma
  • gmab – give me a break
  • gmabj – give me a blowjob
  • gmafb – give me a F***ing break
  • gmao – Giggling my A** off
  • gmfao – Giggling My F***ing A** Off
  • gmod – Global Moderator
  • gmta – great minds think alike
  • gmtyt – good morning to you too
  • gmv – Got my vote
  • gmybs – give me your best shot
  • gn – good night
  • gn8 – good night
  • gndn – Goes nowhere,does nothing
  • gnfpwlbn – good news for people who love bad news
  • gngbng – gang bang
  • gnight – good night
  • gnite – good night
  • gnn – get naked now
  • gno – going to do
  • gnoc – get naked on cam
  • gnos – get naked on screen
  • gnr – Guns n’ roses
  • gnrn – get naked right now
  • gnstdltbbb – good night sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite
  • goi – get over it
  • goia – get over it already
  • goin – going
  • gok – God Only Knows
  • gokid – got observers – keep it decent
  • gol – giggle out loud
  • gomb – get off my back
  • goml – get out of my life
  • gona – Gonna
  • gonna – going to
  • good9 – goodnite
  • gooh – get out of here!
  • goomh – get out of my head
  • gork – God only really knows
  • gosad – go suck a dick
  • gotc – get on the computer
  • gotta – got to
  • gow – gears of war
  • goya – Get Off Your A**
  • goyhh – get off your high horse
  • gp – good point
  • gpb – gotta pee bad
  • gpwm – good point well made
  • gr8 – great
  • gr8t – great
  • grats – congratulations
  • gratz – congratulations
  • grfx – graphics
  • grillz – metal teeth
  • grl – girl
  • grog – beer
  • grrl – Girl
  • grtg – Getting ready to go
  • gsad – go suck a dick
  • gsave – global struggle against violent extremists
  • gsfg – Go search F***ing google
  • gsi – go suck it
  • gsoh – Good Sense of Humor
  • gsp – get some pussy
  • gsta – Gangster
  • gt – get
  • gta – Grand Theft Auto
  • gtas – go take a Sh**
  • gtb – Go To Bed
  • gtfa – Go The F*** Away
  • gtfbtw – get the F*** back to work
  • gtfh – go to F***ing hell
  • gtfo – get the F*** out
  • gtfon – Get the F*** out noob
  • gtfooh – get the F*** out of here
  • gtfoomf – get the F*** out of my face
  • gtfu – grow the F*** up
  • gtfuotb – get the F*** up out this bitch
  • gtg – got to go
  • gtgbb – got to go bye bye
  • gtgfn – got to go for now
  • gtgn – got to go now
  • gtgp – got to go pee
  • gtgpp – got to go pee pee
  • gtgtb – got to go to bed
  • gtgtwn – Got to go to work now
  • gth – go to hell
  • gtha – go the hell away
  • gthb – go to hell bitch
  • gthmf – go to hell mothaF***a
  • gthu – grow the heck up
  • gthyfah – go to hell you F***ing asshole
  • gtk – good to know
  • gtn – getting
  • gtp – Got to pee
  • gtr – Got to run
  • gts – going to school
  • gtsy – good to see you
  • gtty – good talking to you
  • gud – good
  • gudd – good
  • gurl – girl
  • guru – expert
  • gw – good work
  • gwijd – guess what i just did
  • gwm – gay white male
  • gwork – good work
  • gwrk – good work
  • gws – get well soon
  • gwytose – go waste your time on someone else
  • gy – gay
  • gyal – girl
  • gypo – Get Your Penis Out
  • roflmfao – rolling on the floor laughing my F***ing A** off
  • h&k – hugs and kisses
  • h*r – homestar runner
  • h+k – hugs and kisses
  • h.o – hold on
  • h/e – However
  • h/mo – homo
  • h/o – hold on
  • h/u – hold up
  • h/w – homework
  • h2 – Halo 2
  • h2gtb – have to go to the bathroom
  • h2o – water
  • h3y – hey
  • h4kz0r5 – hackers
  • h4x – Hacks
  • h4x0r – hacker
  • h4xor – hacker
  • h4xr – hacker
  • h4xrz – hackers
  • h4xx0rz – hacker
  • h8 – hate
  • h82sit – hate to say it
  • h8er – hater
  • h8r – hater
  • h8s – hates
  • h8t – hate
  • h8te – hate
  • h8tr – hater
  • h8u – I Hate You
  • ha><OR< b> – hacker
  • habt – how about this
  • hafta – have to
  • hagd – have a good day
  • hagl – have a great life
  • hagn – have a good night
  • hago – have a good one
  • hags – have a great summer
  • hai – hello
  • hait – hate
  • hak – here’s a kiss
  • hakas – have a kick A** summer
  • hammrd – hammered
  • han – how about now
  • hav – have
  • havnt – haven’t
  • hawf – Husband and Wife forever
  • hawt – hot
  • hawtie – hottie
  • hax – Hacks
  • hax0r – hacker
  • hax0red – hacked
  • hax0rz – Hackers
  • haxer – Hacker
  • haxor – hacker
  • haxoring – hacking
  • haxors – hackers
  • haxorz – hackers
  • haxxor – hacker
  • haxz0r – Hacker
  • haxzor – hacker
  • hayd – how are you doing
  • hb – hurry back
  • hbd – happy birthday
  • hbic – head bitch in charge
  • hbu – how about you
  • hby – how about you
  • hc – how come
  • hcihy – how can I help you
  • hdop – Help Delete Online Predators
  • hdu – how dare you
  • hdydi – How do you do it
  • hdydt – how did you do that
  • heh – haha
  • hella – very
  • heya – hey
  • heyt – hate
  • heyy – hello
  • hf – have fun
  • hfn – Hell F***ing no
  • hfs – holy F***ing Sh**!
  • hfsbm – holy F***ing Sh** batman
  • hfwt – have fun with that
  • hg – HockeyGod
  • hhiad – holy hole in a doughnut
  • hhiadb – Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
  • hhok – Ha Ha Only Kidding
  • hi2u – hello
  • hi2u2 – hello to you too
  • hiet – height
  • hiik – Hell If I Know
  • hijack – start an off topic discussion
  • hith – how in the hell
  • hiya – hello
  • hj – hand job
  • hl – Half- Life
  • hl2 – Half- Life 2
  • hla – Hot lesbian action
  • hlb – horny little bastard
  • hld – hold
  • hldn – hold on
  • hldon – hold on
  • hll – Hell
  • hlm – he loves me
  • hlo – hello
  • hlp – help
  • hly – holy
  • hlysht – Holy Sh**
  • hmb – hold me back
  • hmewrk – homework
  • hmfic – head mother F***er in charge
  • hmw – homework
  • hmwk – homework
  • hmwrk – Homework
  • hng – horny net geek
  • hngry – hungry
  • hnic – head nigger in charge
  • ho – hold on
  • hoas – Hang on a second
  • holla – hey
  • hom – home
  • homey – Friend
  • homie – good friend
  • homo – homosexual
  • hoopty – broke down automobile
  • hott – hot
  • howdey – hello
  • howz – hows
  • hpb – high ping bastard
  • hpybdy – happy birthday
  • hr – hour
  • hre – here
  • hrny – horny
  • hru – how r u
  • hrud – how are you doing
  • hs – headshot
  • hsd – high school dropout
  • hsik – how should i know
  • hsr – homestar runner
  • hss – horse Sh** and splinters
  • hswm – Have Sex With me
  • htc – hit the cell
  • htf – how the F***
  • htfu – Hurry the F*** up
  • hth – hope that helps
  • htr – hater
  • http – hyper text transfer protocol
  • hu – Hey you
  • hud – Heads Up Display
  • huggle – hug and cuddle
  • hugz – hugs
  • hun – honey
  • hv – have
  • hve – have
  • hvnt – haven’t
  • hw – homework
  • hw/hw – help me with homework
  • hw? – how?
  • hwg – here we go
  • hwga – here we go again
  • hwik – how would i know
  • hwk – homework
  • hwmbo – he who must be obeyed
  • hwms – hot wild monkey sex
  • hwu – hey what’s up
  • hxc – hardcore
  • hy – hell yeah
  • hyg – here you go
  • i ❤ u – I love you
  • i c – i see
  • i8 – alright
  • i8u – i hate you
  • i<3 u – i love you
  • i<3u – I love you
  • iab – I Am Bored
  • iafh – I Am F***ing Hot
  • iafi – I am from India
  • iag – it’s all good
  • iah – i am horny
  • iai – i am interested
  • ianabs – I am not a brain surgeon
  • ianacl – I am not a copyright lawyer
  • ianal – I am not a lawyer
  • ianalb – I am not a lawyer, but..
  • ianars – I am not a rocket scientist
  • ians – I am Not Sure
  • ianyl – I am not your lawyer
  • iasb – i am so bored
  • iatb – I am the best
  • iateu – i hate you
  • iaw – In Another Window
  • iawtc – I agree with this comment
  • iawtp – I agree with this post
  • iawy – I agree with you
  • ib – I’m back
  • ibcd – Idiot between chair & desk
  • ibs – Internet Bitch Slap
  • ibt – I’ll be there
  • ibtl – In Before The Lock
  • ic – I see
  • icbi – i can’t believe it
  • icbiwoop – I chuckled, but it was out of pity.
  • icbt – i can’t believe that
  • icbu – I can’t believe you
  • icbyst – i cant believe you said that
  • icgup – I can give you pleasure
  • icic – I See. I See
  • icp – insane clown posse
  • icr – I can’t rememer
  • icsrg – I can still reach Google
  • ictrn – I can’t talk right now
  • icty – i can’t tell you
  • icu – i see you
  • icudk – in case you didn’t know
  • icup – i see you pee
  • icw – I care why?
  • icwudt – I see what you did there
  • icwum – I see what you mean
  • icydk – in csae you didn’t know
  • icydn – in case you didn’t know
  • id10t – idiot
  • idbtwdsat – i dont believe they would do such a thing
  • idby – I Don’t Believe You
  • idc – I don’t care
  • iddi – I didn’t do it
  • idec – I don’t even care
  • idek – I don’t even know
  • idfc – i dont F***ing care
  • idfk – i dont F***ing know
  • idfts – I don’t F***ing think so
  • idgac – i don’t give a crap
  • idgad – I don’t give a damn
  • idgaf – i don’t give a F***
  • idgaff – I don’t give a flying F***
  • idgara – I don’t give a rat’s A**
  • idgas – i don’t give a Sh**
  • idgi – I don’t get it
  • idjit – idiot
  • idk – I don’t know
  • idkbibt – I don’t know but I’ve Been Told
  • idke – I don’t know ethier
  • idkh – I don’t know how
  • idkh2s – i don’t know how to spell
  • idkt – I don’t know that
  • idkw – I don’t know why
  • idkwiwdwu – I don’t know what I would do without you
  • idkwts – I don’t know what to say
  • idkwurta – I don’t know what you are talking about.
  • idky – i dont know you
  • idkymb2 – I didn’t know yoru mom blogs too
  • idl – I don’t like
  • idli – I don’t like it
  • idlu – i don’t like you
  • idly – I don’t like you
  • idlyitw – i don’t like you in that way
  • idm – I don’t mind
  • idn – i don’t know
  • idnk – i don’t know
  • idno – i do not know
  • idonno – i do not know
  • idop – it depends on price
  • idot – idiot
  • idr – I dont remember
  • idrk – i don’t really know
  • idrts – I don’t really think so
  • idsw – i don’t see why
  • idtis – I don’t think I should
  • idtkso – i don’t think so
  • idts – i don’t think so
  • idunno – i do not know
  • iduwym – I don’t understand what you mean.
  • idw2n – i don’t want to know
  • idwk – I don’t wanna know
  • idwt – i don’t want to
  • idwtg – I don’t want to go
  • idyat – idiot
  • iebkac – issue exists between keyboard and chair
  • ietf – internet engineering task force
  • iff – if and only if
  • ifhu – I F***ing hate you
  • ifhy – i F***ing hate you
  • iflu – i F***ing love you
  • ifthtb – i find that hard to belive
  • ig – I guess
  • ig5oi – I got 5 on it
  • igahp – I’ve got a huge penis
  • igalboc – I’ve got a lovely bunch of cocnuts
  • igg – i gotta go
  • ight – alright
  • igkymfa – I’m gonna kick your mother F***ing A**
  • igs – I guess so
  • igtg – i’ve got to go
  • igtgt – I got to go tinkle
  • igtkya – im going to kick your A**
  • ih2gp – I have to go pee
  • ih2p – i’ll have to pass
  • ih8mls – I hate my little sister
  • ih8p – I hate parents
  • ih8u – I hate you
  • ih8usm – i hate you so much
  • ih8y – I hate you
  • ihac – I have a customer
  • ihat3u – I hate you
  • ihiwydt – I hate it when you do that
  • ihmp – i hate my parents
  • ihnc – i have no clue
  • ihnfc – I have no F***ing clue
  • ihni – i have no idea
  • iht – I heard that
  • ihtfp – I hate this F***ing place
  • ihtgttbwijd – I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.
  • ihtp – I Have To Poop
  • ihtsm – i hate this so much
  • ihtutbr – I have to use the bathroom
  • ihu – I hate you
  • ihurg – i hate your guts
  • ihusb – i hate you so bad
  • ihusfm – i hate you so F***ing much
  • ihusm – i hate you so much
  • ihy – i hate you
  • ihya – i hate you all
  • ihysm – I hate you so much
  • iigh – alright
  • iight – alright
  • iirc – if I recall correctly
  • iistgtbtipi – If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is
  • iitywybmad – if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
  • iiuc – if I understand correctly
  • iiw2 – is it web 2.0?
  • iiwii – it is what it is
  • ij – indide joke
  • ijaf – it’s just a fact
  • ijcomk – i just came on my keyboard
  • ijdk – i just dont know
  • ijdl – I just died laughing
  • ijeomk – I just ejaculated on my keybord
  • ijf – i just farted
  • ijgl – I just got laid
  • ijit – idiot
  • ijpmp – I just peed my pants
  • ijpms – I just pissed myself
  • ik – i know
  • iki – i know it
  • ikm – I know man
  • ikr – I know really
  • ikwum – I know what you meant
  • ikwyl – I know where you live
  • ikwym – i know what you mean
  • ilbcnu – i’ll be seeing you
  • ilcul8r – I’ll see u later
  • ilhsm – i love him/her so much
  • ili – i love it
  • ilk2fku – I would like to F*** you
  • ilms – I love my self
  • ilotibinlirl – I’m laughing on the internet, but I’m not laughing in real life
  • ilshipmp – I laughed so hard I peed my pants
  • iltf – i love to F***
  • ilu – I love you
  • ilulafklc – I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
  • ilum – i love you more
  • ilusfm – I love you so F***ing much
  • ilusm – I love you So much
  • iluvm – I Love You Very Much
  • iluvya – i love you
  • iluwamh – i love you with all my heart
  • ily – i love you
  • ily2 – i love you too
  • ily4e – i love you forever
  • ilyaas – I Love You As A Sister
  • ilyal – I like you a lot
  • ilyb – i love you bitch
  • ilybby – i love you baby
  • ilybtid – I Love You But Then I Don’t
  • ilygsm – i love you guys so much
  • ilykthnxbai – i love you k thanks bye
  • ilyl – i love you loads
  • ilylab – I love you like a brother
  • ilylafklc – i love you like a fat kid loves cake
  • ilylas – i love you like a sister
  • ilylc – i love you like crazy
  • ilym – i love you more
  • ilymtyk – i love you more than you know
  • ilymtylm – i love you more than you love me
  • ilysfm – i love you so F***ing much
  • ilysfmb – i love you so F***ing much baby
  • ilysm – i love you so much
  • ilysmm – i love you so much more
  • ilysvm – i love you so very much
  • ilyvm – i love you very much
  • ilywamh – I love you with all my heart
  • im – Instant Message
  • im’d – instant messaged
  • ima – I am a
  • imao – in my arrogant opinion
  • imb – I am back
  • imcdo – in my conceited dogmatic opinion
  • imed – instant messaged
  • imfao – In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
  • imfo – in my F***ing opinion
  • imh – I am here
  • imhbco – In my humble but correct opinion
  • imhe – in my humble experience
  • imho – in my humble opinion
  • imm – instant message me
  • imma – I’m going to
  • imnerho – In my not even remotely humble opinion
  • imnl – I’m not laughing
  • imnsho – in my not so humble opinion
  • imo – in my opinion
  • imoo – in my own opinion
  • impo – In My Personal Opinion
  • impov – in my point of view
  • imsb – i am so bored
  • imsry – I am sorry
  • imts – I meant to say
  • imu – i miss you
  • imusm – I miss you so much
  • imvho – in my very humble opinion
  • imwtk – Inquiring minds want to know
  • imy – I miss you
  • imya – i miss you already
  • inbd – it’s no big deal
  • indie – independent
  • inet – internet
  • inh – I need help
  • inho – in my honest opinion
  • init – isn’t it
  • inmp – it’s not my problem
  • innit – isn’t it
  • ino – I know
  • intarwebs – internet
  • interweb – internet
  • intpftpotm – I nominate this post for the post of the month
  • inttwmf – I am Not Typing This With My Fingers
  • invu – I envy you
  • ioh – I’m out of here
  • iokiya – it’s ok if you are
  • ionno – I don’t know
  • iono – I don’t know
  • iotd – image of the day
  • iou – i owe you
  • iow – in other words
  • ioya – I’d Own Your A**
  • ip – internet protocol
  • irc – internet relay chat
  • irdc – I really don’t care
  • irdgaf – i really don’t give a F***
  • irgtgbtw – I’ve really got to get back to work
  • irhtgttbr – I really have to go to the bathroom
  • irhy – i really hate you
  • irl – in real life
  • irly – I really love you
  • irt – in reply to
  • irtf – I’ll return the favor
  • isb – I’m so bored.
  • isbya – im sorry but you asked
  • ise – internal server error
  • isfly – i so F***ing love you
  • isg – I speak geek
  • isianmtu – I swear I am not making this up
  • iso – In Search Of
  • isp – internet service provider
  • iss – im so sorry
  • istr – I seem to remember
  • istwfn – I stole this word from noslang.com
  • ita – I Totally Agree
  • itb – in the butt
  • itd – in the dark
  • ite – alright
  • itk – in the know
  • itt – in this thread
  • ityltk – I thought you’d like to know
  • itz – it’s
  • iucmd – if you catch my drift
  • iukwim – if you know what i mean
  • iunno – I don’t know
  • iuno – i dunno
  • ive – i have
  • iw2fu – i want to F*** you
  • iw2mu – I WANT TO MEET U
  • iwbrbl@r – I will be right back later
  • iwc – In Which Case
  • iwfusb – i wanna F*** you so bad
  • iwfy – I want to F*** you
  • iwhi – I would hit it
  • iwhswu – I want to have sex with you
  • iwjk – i was just kidding
  • iwk – I wouldn’t know
  • iwlu4e – I will love you for ever
  • iws – i want sex
  • iwsn – i want sex now
  • iwtfu – i want to F*** you
  • iwtfy – i want to F*** you
  • iwthswy – i want to have sex with you
  • iwu – i want you
  • iwuwh – i wish you were here
  • iwyb – I want your body
  • iwyn – I want you now
  • iyd – In Your Dreams
  • iydmma – if you don’t mind me asking
  • iyf – In your face
  • iykwim – if you know what I mean
  • iym – I am your man
  • iyo – in your opinion
  • iyq – I like you
  • iyss – if you say so
  • iz – is
  • j- c – just chilling
  • j/a – Just Asking
  • j/c – just curious
  • j/j – just joking
  • j/k – just kidding
  • j/o – jackoff
  • j/p – just playing
  • j/s – just saying
  • j/w – just wondering
  • j00 – you
  • j00r – your
  • j2bs – just to be sure
  • j2c – just too cute
  • j2f – just too funny
  • j2luk – just to let you know
  • j2lyk – just to let you know
  • j4f – just for fun
  • j4g – just for grins
  • j4l – just for laughs
  • j4u – just for you
  • jalaudlm – just as long as you don’t leave me
  • jas – just a second
  • jb – jailbait
  • jbu – just between us
  • jc – just curious
  • jcam – just checking away message
  • jcath – Just chilling at the house
  • jdfi – Just F***ing do it
  • jebus – Jesus
  • jeomk – Just ejaculated on my keyboard
  • jf – just fooling
  • jfc – Jesus F***ing Christ
  • jfdi – Just F***ing Do It!
  • jff – just for fun
  • jfg – just for giggles
  • jfgi – just F***ing google it
  • jfi – just forget it
  • jfj – jump for joy
  • jfk – Just F***ing kidding
  • jfl – just for laughs
  • jflts – just felt like typing something
  • jfn – just for now
  • jfo – just F*** off
  • jfr – Just for reference
  • jfwy – just F***ing with you
  • jgiyn – Just google it you noob
  • jhm – just hold me
  • jic – just in case
  • jit – just in time
  • jj – just joking
  • jj/k – just joking
  • jja – just joking around
  • jk – just kidding
  • jka – just kidding around
  • jking – joking
  • jkl – just kidding loser
  • jklol – Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud
  • jks – jokes
  • jkz – jokes
  • jlma – just leave me alone
  • jlt – just like that
  • jm – Just Messing
  • jma – just messing around
  • jml – just my luck
  • jmo – just my opinion
  • jms – just making sure
  • jom – just one minuite
  • joo – you
  • jooc – just out of curiosity
  • jooce – Juice
  • joor – your
  • jp – just playing
  • js – just saying
  • jsing – just saying
  • jst – just
  • jsuk – just so you know
  • jsut – just
  • jsyk – Just so you know
  • jtay – just thinking about you
  • jtluk – just to let you know
  • jtlyk – just to let you know
  • jtoi – just thought of it
  • jtol – just thinking out loud
  • jttsiowctw – just testing to see if other websites copy this word
  • jtysk – just thought you should know
  • jumping the couch – acting strange
  • jus – just
  • juss – just
  • juz – just
  • juzt – just
  • jw – just wondering
  • jwtlyk – Just wanted to let you know
  • jyfihp – jam your finger in her pussy
  • k3wl – cool
  • ka – Kick A**
  • kafn – kill all F***ing noobs
  • kah – kisses and hugs
  • kaw – kick A** work
  • kb – KiloBite
  • kek – laughing out loud
  • kewel – cool
  • kewl – cool
  • kfc – kentucky fried chicken
  • khitbash – kick her in the box and shove her
  • khuf – know how you feel
  • kia – Killed In Action
  • kib – okay, im back
  • kic – keep it clean
  • kicks – sneakers
  • kiled – killed
  • kinda – kind of
  • kir – kid in room
  • kis – keep it simple
  • kisa – knight in shining armor
  • kit – keep in touch
  • kitfo – knock it the F*** off
  • kiwf – Kill It With Fire
  • kk – ok
  • kkk – ku klux klan
  • kkthnxbye – okay thanks bye
  • kky – kinky
  • kl – cool
  • kma – kiss my A**
  • kmag – kiss my A** goodbye
  • kmao – kick my A** off
  • kmfa – kiss my F***ing A**
  • kmhba – kiss my hairy big A**
  • kmp – kill me please
  • knackered – drunk
  • knewb – new player
  • knn – F*** your mother
  • kno – know
  • knw – know
  • ko – knock out
  • kol – kiss on lips
  • koo – cool
  • kool – cool
  • kos – kid over shoulder
  • kotc – kiss on the cheek
  • kotl – kiss on the lips
  • kotor – Knights of the old republic
  • kots – keep on talking Sh**
  • kpc – keeping parents clueless
  • ks – kill steal
  • kt – keep talking
  • ktc – kill the cat
  • ktfo – knocked the F*** out
  • kthanxbi – Okay, thanks. Bye.
  • kthnxbai – Okay, thanks, bye
  • kthnxbye – Okay, thanks, bye
  • kthx – ok, thank you
  • kthxbai – ok thanks bye!
  • kthxbi – ok, thank you, goodbye
  • kthxbye – ok, thank you, goodbye
  • kthxbye – ok, thank you, goodbye
  • kthxgb – ok thanks goodbye
  • kthxmn – Ok Thanks Man
  • kthz – ok thanks
  • ktnx – Okay and Thanks
  • kuhl – cool
  • kutgw – Keep Up The good Work
  • kuwl – cool
  • kwim – Know What I Mean
  • kwis – Know what I’m saying?
  • kwit – quit
  • kwl – cool
  • kwtsds – Kiss where the sun don’t shine
  • kyag – Kiss Your A** Goodbye
  • kyfag – kiss your F***ing A** goodbye
  • kyfc – keep your fingers crossed
  • kyko – keep your knickers on
  • kys – kill yourself
  • l’omg – lol omg
  • l0lz – laugh out loud
  • l2 – learn to
  • l2m – listening to music
  • l2p – learn to play
  • l2r – Learn to read
  • l337 – elite
  • l33t – elite
  • l4m3rz – lamers
  • l8 – late
  • l84skool – late for school
  • l8a – later
  • l8er – later
  • l8ers – Later
  • l8r – see you later
  • l8rs – laters
  • l8rz – later
  • l8s – later
  • l8t – later
  • l8ta – later
  • l8ter – later
  • l8tr – later
  • laff – laugh
  • lafs – love at first sight
  • lak – love and kisses
  • lalol – lots and lots of laughs
  • lam – leave a message
  • lamf – like a motherF***er
  • lappy – Laptop
  • larp – live action role- play
  • lasb – Lame A** Stupid Bitch
  • lat – laugh at that
  • lata – later
  • lates – later
  • latn – laugh at the newbs
  • latr – Later
  • latwttb – laughing all the way to the bank
  • lau – laugh at you
  • lawd – lord
  • lawl – lauging out loud with a southern drawl
  • lawl’d – laughed out loud
  • lawled – laughed out loud
  • lawls – laughing out loud with a southern drawl
  • lawlz – laughing out loud with a southern drawl
  • lbnr – laughing but not really
  • lbo – laughing butt off
  • lbr – little boy’s room
  • ldr – Long- distance relationship
  • lee7 – elite
  • leet – elite
  • legit – legitimate
  • leik – like
  • leme – let me
  • lemme – let me
  • lesbo – lesbian
  • less than 3 – love
  • less than three – love
  • lez – Lesbian
  • lezbean – lesbian
  • lezbo – lesbian
  • lezzzie – lesbian
  • lf – looking for
  • lf1m – Looking for one more
  • lf2m – looking for 2 more
  • lfg – Looking for group
  • lfm – looking for mate
  • lfnar – laughing for no aparent reason
  • lfp – looking for pussy
  • lfr – Laughing for real
  • lgb – lesbian/gay/bisexual
  • lgbnaf – lets get butt naked and F***
  • lgf – little green footballs
  • lgn – link goes nowhere
  • lgot – let’s go out tonight
  • lgr – little girls room
  • lgs – let’s go shopping!
  • lhao – laughing her A** off
  • lhs – lets have sex
  • lhsrn – let’s have sex right now
  • lic – like i care
  • liec – like i even care
  • liek – like
  • lifo – last in first out
  • ligaff – like I give a flying F***
  • ligafs – like I give a flying Sh**
  • ligas – like I give a Sh**
  • lih – Laugh in head
  • liita – love is in the air
  • lik – like
  • lil – little
  • limh – laugh in my head
  • liol – laugh insanely out loud
  • lirl – laughing in real life
  • liyf – laughing in your face
  • lj – live journal
  • lk – like
  • llap – live long and prosper
  • llc – laughing like crazy
  • llf – laugh like F***
  • llol – literally laughing out loud
  • lm4aq – Let’s meet for a quickie.
  • lma – leave me alone
  • lmamf – leave me alone mother F***er
  • lmao – laughing my A** off
  • lmaol – laughing my A** out loud
  • lmaomtoaoa – Laugh my A** off many times over and over again
  • lmaonade – laughing my A** off
  • lmaootf – Laughing my A** off on the floor
  • lmaorof – Laughing my A** off Rolling on the floor
  • lmaorotf – laughing my A** off rolling on the floor
  • lmaowrotf – Laughing my A** of while rolling on the floor
  • lmaowtntpm – laughing my A** off whilst trying not to piss myself
  • lmaoxh – laughing my A** off extremely hard
  • lmb – lick my balls
  • lmbao – laughing my black A** off
  • lmbfwao – laughing my big fat white A** off
  • lmbo – laughing my butt off
  • lmcao – laughing my crazy A** off
  • lmclao – laughing my cute little A** off
  • lmd – Lick My Dick
  • lmfao – laughing my F***ing A** off
  • lmffao – laughing my F***ing fat A** off
  • lmffo – Laughing my F***ing face off
  • lmfho – laughing my F***ing head off
  • lmfpo – laughing my F***ing pussy off
  • lmfr – Lets Meet For Real
  • lmfto – laughing my F***in tits off
  • lmgdao – Laughing My God Damn A** Off
  • lmhao – laughing my hairy A** off
  • lmho – laughing my heiny off
  • lmip – LETS MEET IN PERSON
  • lmirl – Let’s meet in real life
  • lmk – let me know
  • lmkwut – let me know what you think
  • lmmfao – laughing my mother F***ing A** off
  • lmmfaos – laughing my mother F***ing A** off silly
  • lmmfas – laugh my mother F***in A** off
  • lmmffao – laughing my mother F***ing fat A** off
  • lmo – Leave Me One
  • lmoao – Laughing my Other A** Off
  • lmp – lick my pussy
  • lmpo – laughing my panties off
  • lms – leave me some
  • lmsao – laughing my sexy A** off
  • lmso – laughing my socks off
  • lmtd – limited
  • lmtfa – leave me the F*** alone
  • lmto – laughing my tits off
  • lmtus – let me tell you something
  • lmvo – laugh my vagina off
  • ln – last name
  • lnk – Link
  • lobfl – Laugh Out Bloody F***ing Loud
  • lof – Laughing on floor
  • lofi – uncool
  • lofl – laugh out F***ing loud
  • loflmao – laying on floor laughing my A** off
  • loi – laughing on the inside
  • lol – laughing out loud
  • lol’d – laughed out loud
  • lol2u – Laugh out loud to you
  • lol@u – Laugh out loud at you
  • lolarotf – laughing out loud and rolling on the floor
  • lolcano – laugh out loud
  • lolcity – the whole city laughs out loud
  • lold – laughed out loud
  • lolees – laugh out loud
  • lolerz – laugh out loud
  • lolf – lots of love forever
  • lolin – laughing out loud
  • lolio – laugh out loud I own
  • lollam – Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac
  • lollercaust – an extreme event of hilarity
  • lollercoaster – laugh out loud (a lot)
  • lollerskates – laughing out loud
  • lolm – laugh out loud man
  • loln – laught out loud… not
  • lolngs – laghing out loud never gonna stop
  • lolocost – laugh out loud
  • lolol – saying “lol” out loud
  • lololz – laugh out loud
  • lolpimp – Laughing out loud peeing in my pants
  • lolrof – Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.
  • lolrotf – laughing out loud rolling on the floor
  • lols – laugh out loud
  • lolwtime – laughing out loud with tears in my eyes
  • lolz – laugh out loud
  • lomg – like oh my god
  • loml – love of my life
  • lomy – love of my life
  • loomm – laughing out of my mind
  • lorl – laugh out real loud
  • loti – laughing on the inside
  • lotr – lord of the rings
  • lov – love
  • lovu – love you
  • loxen – laughing out loud
  • loxxen – laughing out loud
  • lozer – loser
  • lpb – low ping bastard
  • lpiaw – Large Penis is always welcome
  • lpms – life pretty much sucks
  • lq2m – laughing quietly to myself
  • lqtm – Laugh quietly to myself
  • lqtms – Laughing quietly to myself
  • lqts – laughing quietly to self
  • lrfl – Laughing really F***ing loud
  • lrh – laughing really hard
  • lrqtms – laughing really quietly to myself
  • lshid – laugh so hard i die
  • lshismp – laughed so hard I Sh** my pants
  • lshiwms – laughing so hard I wet myself
  • lshmson – laughing so hard milk shot out nose
  • lsmih – laughing so much it hurts
  • lsr – loser
  • lsudi – Lets see you do it
  • lt – long time
  • lthtt – laughing too hard to type
  • ltip – laughting until I puke
  • ltm – listen to me
  • ltmq – Laugh To Myself Quietly
  • ltms – Laughing to my self
  • ltnc – Long time no see
  • ltns – long time no see
  • ltnsoh – Long time, no see or hear
  • ltp – Lay the pipe
  • ltr – later
  • lttpot – laughing to the point of tears
  • ltw – Lead The Way
  • lu2 – love you too
  • lu2d – love you to death
  • lu4l – love you for life
  • lub – laugh under breath
  • lug – lesbian until graduation
  • luk – look
  • lul – love you lots
  • lulab – Love you like a brother
  • lulas – Love You Like a Sister
  • lulz – Laughing out loud.
  • lurker – one who reads but doesn’t reply
  • lurve – love
  • luser – user who is a loser
  • luv – love
  • luver – lover
  • luvv – love
  • luzar – Loser
  • lv – love
  • lvl – level
  • lvn – loving
  • lvr – lover
  • lvya – love you
  • lwih – look what I have
  • ly – love you
  • ly2 – love you to
  • lyaab – Love you as a brother
  • lyaaf – Love you as a friend
  • lyao – laugh your A** off
  • lybo – laugh your butt off
  • lyf – life
  • lyfe – life
  • lyk – like
  • lyk3 – like
  • lyke – like
  • lyl – love you lots
  • lylab – love you like a brother
  • lylaba – love u like a brother always
  • lylad – love you like a dad
  • lylafklc – love you like a fat kid loves cake
  • lylam – love you like a mom
  • lylas – I love you like a sister
  • lylasa – love u like a sister always
  • lylno – Love you like no other
  • lyls – love you lots
  • lymi – love you mean it
  • lysfm – love you so F***ing much
  • lysm – love you so much
  • lyt – love you too
  • lzr – loser
  • m$ – Microsoft
  • m$wxp – Microsoft Windows XP
  • m’kay – okay
  • m.i.a – Missing In Action
  • m.o – makeout
  • m/b – maybe
  • m/f – male or female
  • m2 – me too
  • m3 – me
  • m473s – friends
  • m473z – friends
  • m4f – male for female
  • m4m – male for male
  • m8 – friend
  • m84l – mate for life
  • m9 – mine
  • mabby – maybe
  • mabe – Maybe
  • mah – my
  • mao – my A** off
  • marvy – marvelous
  • mastrb8 – masturbate.
  • mayb – maybe
  • mayte – mate
  • mb – my bad
  • mbf – my best friend
  • mbhsm – My Boobs Hurt So Much
  • mbl8r – Maybe Later
  • mcs – My computer sucks
  • mcse – Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
  • me2 – me too
  • meatcurtain – woman’s private parts
  • meatspace – the real world
  • meeh – me
  • mego – my eyes glaze over
  • meh – whatever
  • mf – motherF***er
  • mf2f4sx – meet face to face for sex
  • mfa – mother F***ing asshole
  • mfah – motherF***ing asshole
  • mfao – my F***ing A** off
  • mfb – mother F***ing bitch
  • mfg – merge from current
  • mflfs – married female looking for sex
  • mgiwjsdchmw – my girlfriend is watching jeff so don’t call her my wife
  • mhh – my head hurts
  • mhm – Yes
  • mho – My Humble Opinion
  • mia – Missing In Action
  • mic – microphone
  • miid – my internet is down
  • milf – Mom i’d like to F***
  • miltf – Mom I’d like to F***
  • min – minute
  • miq – make it quick
  • mir – mom in room
  • mirl – meet in real life
  • misc. – miscellaneous
  • miself – myself
  • mite – might
  • miwnlf – mom I would not like to F***.
  • mk – mmm….ok
  • mkay – ok
  • mle – emily
  • mlod – mega laugh out loud of doom
  • mmamp – Meet me at my place
  • mmas – meet me after school
  • mmatc – meet me around the corner
  • mmatp – meet me at the park
  • mmbocmb – message me back or comment me back
  • mmd – make my day
  • mmk – umm, ok
  • mmlfs – married man looking for sex
  • mmo – Massive Multiplayer Online
  • mmt – meet me there
  • mmtyh – My mom thinks you’re hot
  • mmw – making me wet
  • mngmt – management
  • mngr – manager
  • mnm – eminem
  • mnt – More next time
  • mobo – motherboard
  • mod – (moderator || modification)
  • mofo – mother F***er
  • moh – Medal Of Honor
  • mohaa – Medal of Honor Allied Assult
  • mol – more or less
  • mompl – moment please
  • moobs – man boobs
  • mor – more
  • morf – male or female
  • moro – tomorrow
  • mos – mom over shoulder
  • moss – member of same sex
  • motarded – more retarded
  • motd – message of the day
  • motos – member of the opposite sex
  • mpbis – most popular boy in school
  • mpd – Multiple Personality Disorder
  • mpgis – most popular girl in school
  • mph – miles per hour
  • mpih – my penis is hard
  • mpty – more power to you
  • mrau – message received and understood
  • msf – male seeking female
  • msg – message
  • msh – Me so horny
  • msibo – my side is busting open
  • msie – microsoft’s internet explorer
  • msm – main stream media
  • msmd – monkey see – monkey do
  • msv – Microsoft Vista
  • mtc – more to come
  • mtf – More to Follow
  • mtfbwu – may the force be with you
  • mtfbwy – May the Force be with you
  • mtherfker – mother F***er
  • mtrfkr – motherF***er
  • mu – miss you
  • mudda – mother
  • mul – miss you lots
  • musm – Miss You So Much
  • mutha – mother
  • muve – multi- user virtual environment
  • muvva – mother
  • muzik – music
  • mwah – kiss
  • mwf – Married White Female
  • mwsmirl – maybe we should meet in real life
  • myfb – mind your F***ing business
  • myke – man- dyke
  • myn – mine
  • myob – mind your own business
  • myodb – mind your own damn business
  • myofb – mind your own F***ing business
  • mypl – my young padawan learner
  • mysm – Miss you so much
  • myspce – myspace
  • mmorpg – massively multiplayer online role playing game
  • n e – any
  • n/a – not applicable
  • n/a/s/l – name, age, sex location
  • n/m – nevermind
  • n/n – nickname
  • n/o – no offense
  • n/t – no text
  • n00b – newbie
  • n00bs – newbies
  • n00dz – nudes
  • n00s – news
  • n1 – nice one
  • n199312 – african american
  • n1994 – african american
  • n2 – into
  • n2bb – nice to be back
  • n2g – Not too good
  • n2m – not too much
  • n2mh – not too much here
  • n2mhbu – not too much how about you?
  • n2mhjc – not too much here just chillin
  • n2mu – not too much, you?
  • n2n – need to know
  • n2p – need to pee
  • n64 – Nintendo 64
  • n8v – native
  • na – not applicable
  • na4w – not appropriate for work
  • naa – not at all
  • nade – grenade
  • nafkam – Not Away From Keyboard Any More
  • nah – no
  • namh – not at my house
  • nao – Not As Often
  • naw – no
  • naww – no
  • nb – not bad
  • nb,p – nothing bad, parents
  • nba – national basketball association
  • nbd – no big deal
  • nbdy – nobody
  • nc – not cool
  • ncaa – National Collegiate Athletic Association
  • ncs – no crap sherlock
  • nd – and
  • ndit – No details in thread
  • ndn – indian
  • ne – any
  • ne1 – anyone
  • neday – any day
  • nedn – any day now
  • neida – any idea
  • nemore – Anymore
  • nes – Nintendo Entertainment System
  • nething – anything
  • neva – never
  • nevah – never
  • nevm – never mind
  • nevr – never
  • newais – Anyways
  • neway – anyway
  • neways – anyways
  • newayz – anyways
  • newb – someone who is new
  • newbie – new player
  • newez – anyways
  • nfbsk – not for british school kids
  • nfc – no F***ing clue
  • nfd – no F***ing deal
  • nff – not F***ing fair
  • nfi – no F***ing idea
  • nfs – not for sale
  • nft – no further text
  • nfw – no F***ing way
  • ng – nice game
  • nh – nice hand
  • ni – no idea
  • ni994 – nigga
  • nic – Network Interface Card
  • nifoc – naked in front of computer
  • nifok – naked in front of keyboard
  • nigysob – now I’ve got you son of a bitch
  • nimby – not in my backyard
  • nin – no its not
  • nip – nothing in particular
  • nips – nipples
  • nizzle – nigger
  • nj – Nice job
  • njoy – enjoy
  • njp – nice job partner
  • nk – no kidding
  • nkt – never knew that
  • nld – nice lay down
  • nm – not much
  • nm u – not much, you
  • nme – enemy
  • nmfp – not my F***ing problem
  • nmh – not much here
  • nmhau – nothing much how about you
  • nmhm – nothing much here, man
  • nmhu – nothing much here, you?
  • nmhwby – nothing much here what about you
  • nmjc – not much, just chillin’
  • nmjch – Nothing Much Just Chilling
  • nmjcu – nothing much, just chilling, you?
  • nmjdhw – nothing much just doing homework
  • nmjfa – nothing much, just F***ing around
  • nmnhnlm – no money, no honey, nobody loves me
  • nmp – Not My Problem
  • nmu – nothing much, you
  • nmw – no matter what
  • nn – good night
  • nn2r – no need to respond
  • nnaa – no not at all
  • nnfaa – no need for an apology
  • no pro – no problem
  • noaa – National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
  • noe – know
  • nofi – No Flame Intended
  • nolm – No one loves me
  • nomw – not on my watch
  • noob – someone who is new
  • noobie – new person
  • nooblet – new player
  • noobz0r – newbie
  • noodz – nude pictures
  • nookie – sex
  • nop – normal operating procedure
  • norwich – knickers off ready when I come home
  • notin – nothing
  • noub – none of your business
  • nowai – No way
  • nowin – knowing
  • noyb – none of your business
  • noygdb – none of your god damn business
  • np – no problem
  • npa – not paying attention
  • npc – Non- playable character
  • npe – nope
  • npgf – no problem girl friend
  • nph – no problem here
  • npi – no pun intended
  • npnt – no picture, no talk
  • nps – No Problems
  • nq – Thank you
  • nr – no reserve
  • nr4u – not right for you
  • nrg – energy
  • nrn – No Response Necessary
  • ns – nice
  • nsa – No Strings Attached
  • nsas – No Strings Attached Sex
  • nsfmf – not so fast my friend
  • nsfw – not safe for work
  • nsok? – no slang ok?
  • nss – no Sh** sherlock
  • nst – no school today
  • nstaafl – No Such Thing As a Free Lunch
  • nt – nice try
  • ntb – not to bad
  • nthg – nothing
  • nthin – nothing
  • nthn – nothing
  • ntigaf – not that i give a F***
  • ntk – Need to know
  • ntkb – need to know basis
  • ntm – not to much
  • ntmu – nice to meet you
  • ntmy – nice to meet you
  • ntrly – Not Really
  • ntstt – not safe to talk
  • ntt – need to talk
  • nttiawwt – Not that there is anything wrong with that.
  • ntty – nice talking to you
  • ntw – not to worry
  • ntxt – no text
  • nty – no thank you
  • nu – new
  • nub – inexperienced person
  • nuff – enough
  • nuffin – nothing
  • nufin – nothing
  • nutin – nothing
  • nuttin – nothing
  • nv – envy
  • nvm – never mind
  • nvmt – nevermind that
  • nvr – never
  • nvrm – Nevermind
  • nvrmnd – never mind
  • nw – no way
  • nwb – a new person
  • nwih – no way in hell
  • nwrus – no way are your serious
  • nws – not work safe
  • nwtf – now what the F***
  • nwy – no way
  • nxt – next
  • ny1 – Anyone
  • nyc – New York City
  • nyf – not your fault
  • o rly – oh really
  • o rly? – Oh Really?
  • o&o – over and out
  • o.p. – Original Poster
  • o/y – oh yeah
  • oaoa – over and over again
  • oar – on a roll
  • oaw – on a website
  • obgjfioyo – old but good job finding it on your own
  • obo – or best offer
  • obtw – oh, by the way
  • obv – obviously
  • obvi – obviously
  • ocd – obsessive compulsive disorder
  • od – over dose
  • oday – software illegally obtained before it was released
  • odtaa – one damn thing after another
  • oe – or else
  • of10 – often
  • ofc – of course
  • ofcol – oh for crying out loud
  • ofn – Old F***ing News
  • oftc – out for the count
  • oftn – often
  • oftpc – off topic
  • og – original gangster
  • ogw – oh guess what
  • oh noes – oh Sh**!
  • oh noez – Oh no!
  • ohic – oh I see
  • ohnoez – Oh no
  • ohy – oh hell yeah
  • oibmpc – oops I broke my computer
  • oic – oh, I see
  • oicic – oh i see i see
  • oicu – oh, i see you!
  • oidia – oops i did it again
  • oiyd – Only In Your Dreams
  • oj – orange juice
  • ojsu – Oh, just shut up!
  • ok – okay
  • oll – online love
  • olpc – One Laptop Per Child
  • omdg – oh my dear god
  • omdz – Oh My Days
  • omfg – oh my F***ing god
  • omfgn – Oh my F***ing god noob
  • omfgsh – Oh My F***ing Gosh
  • omfj – oh my F***ing jesus
  • omfl – oh my F***ing internet connection is slow
  • omfsm – Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • omfwtg – Oh My F*** What The God?
  • omg – oh my God
  • omgd – Oh my gosh dude
  • omgf – oh my god…F***!
  • omgg – Oh my gosh girl
  • omgicfbi – Oh my god I can’t F***ing believe it
  • omgih – Oh My God In Heaven
  • omginbd – Oh my God, It’s no big deal
  • omgn – oh my goodness
  • omgny – oh my god no way
  • omgosh – Oh my gosh
  • omgroflmao – oh my god roll on the floor laughing my A** off
  • omgsh – oh my gosh
  • omgukk – oh my god you killed kenny
  • omgwtf – on my God, what the F***
  • omgwtfbbq – oh my God, what the F***
  • omgwtfhax – Oh My God What The F***, Hacks!
  • omgwtfnipples – on my God, what the F***
  • omgyg2bk – oh my god you got to be kidding
  • omgykkyb – oh my god you killed kenny you bastards
  • omgz – oh my God
  • omgzors – oh my god
  • omhg – oh my hell god
  • omj – oh my jesus
  • ommfg – oh my mother F***ing god
  • omt – one more time
  • omw – on my way
  • omy – oh my!
  • onoez – oh no
  • onoz – oh no
  • onud – oh no you didn’t
  • onyd – oh no you didn’t
  • oob – out of buisness
  • oobl – out of breath laughing
  • ooc – out of character
  • oohm – out of his/her mind
  • oom – Out of mana
  • oomm – out of my mind
  • ooo – out of the office
  • ootb – out of the blue
  • op – operator
  • orlsx – oral sex
  • orly – oh really?
  • orly? – Oh Really?
  • os – operating system
  • osbutctt – only sad bastards use this crappy text talk
  • osd – On Screen Display
  • osifgt – oh Sh** i forgot
  • oslt – or something like that
  • osy – oh screw you
  • ot – off topic
  • otfcu – on the floor cracking up
  • otfl – on the floor laughing
  • otflmao – On the floor laughing my A** off
  • otflmfao – On the floor laughing my F***ing A** off
  • otflol – on the floor laughing out loud
  • otfp – on the F***ing phone
  • oti – on the internet
  • otl – out to lunch
  • otoh – on the other hand
  • otp – on the phone
  • ots – over the shoulder
  • ott – over the top
  • otw – on the way
  • ova – over
  • oways – oh wow are you serious
  • owned – made to look bad
  • ownt – made to look bad
  • ownz – owns
  • ownzer – one who makes others look bad
  • ownzorz – Owned.
  • owt – Out
  • oww – Oops, wrong window
  • oyfe! – Open Your F***ing Eyes!
  • oyr – Oh Yeah Right
  • p- nis – penis
  • p.o.b. – Parent Over Back
  • p.o.s – parent over shoulder
  • p.o.s. – parent over shoulder
  • p/oed – pissed off
  • p/w – password
  • p0wn – make to look bad
  • p2p – peer to peer
  • p33n – penis
  • p3n0r – penis
  • p3n15 – penis
  • p4p – pic for pic
  • p911 – parent emergency (parent near)
  • pach – parents are coming home
  • pachs – parents are coming home soon
  • pae – Pimpin aint easy
  • pag – Parents Are Gone
  • pah – parents at home
  • parnts – parents
  • pas – parent at side
  • pasii – put a sock in it
  • paw – parents are watching
  • pb – peanut butter
  • pb&j – peanut butter and jelly
  • pbb – parent behind back
  • pbcakb – problem between chair and keyboard
  • pbj – peanut butter and jelly
  • pbkc – Problem between keyboard & chair
  • pbly – probably
  • pbp – Please Be Patient
  • pcbd – page cannot be displayed
  • pce – peace
  • pcent – percent
  • pcrs – Parents can read slang
  • pda – public display of affection
  • pdg – pretty damn good
  • pdq – pretty damn quick
  • peanus – penis
  • pearoast – repost
  • pebcak – Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
  • pebkac – problem exists between keyboard and chair
  • pebmac – Problem Exist Between monitor and chair
  • peep dis – check out what I’m telling you
  • peeps – people
  • pen0r – Penis
  • pen15 – penis
  • peoples – people
  • perv – pervert
  • pex – Please explain?
  • pezzas – parents
  • pf – profile
  • pfa – Please Find Attached
  • pfo – please F*** off
  • pfos – parental figure over sholder
  • pfy – pimply faced youth
  • pg – page
  • ph# – phone number
  • ph33r – fear
  • ph34r – fear
  • phag – fag
  • phat – pretty hot and tasty
  • phear – fear
  • phlr – peace hugs love respect
  • phq – F*** you
  • phreak – freak
  • phreaker – phone hacker
  • phuck – F***
  • phucker – F***er
  • phun – fun
  • phux – F***
  • phuxor – F***
  • pic – picture
  • piccies – Pictures
  • pics – pictures
  • pihb – pee in his/her butt
  • piihb – put it in her butt
  • piitb – put it in the butt
  • pima – Pain in my A**
  • pimfa – pain in my F***ing A**
  • pimha – Pain in my hairy A**
  • pimpl – pissing in my pants laughing
  • pino – Filipino
  • pir – parents in room
  • pita – pain in the A**
  • pitr – parent in the room
  • piw – Parent is watching
  • pix – pictures
  • pk – player kill
  • pl – parent looking
  • pl0x – please
  • pl8 – plate
  • plac – parent looking at computer
  • plams – parents looking at my screen
  • plars – party like a rock star
  • platcs – parent looking at the computer screen
  • ple’s – please
  • pleaz – please
  • pleez – please
  • pleeze – please
  • pleze – please
  • plma – please leave me alone
  • plmk – please let me know
  • plocks – please
  • plom – parents looking over me
  • plomb – parents looking over my back
  • ploms – parent looking over my shoulder
  • plos – Parents Looking Over Shoulder
  • plox – please
  • ploxxorz – please
  • pls – please
  • plse – please
  • plx – please/thanks
  • plz – please
  • plzkthx – Please? OK, Thank you
  • plzthx – please? Thanks
  • pmfji – Pardon me for jumping in
  • pmfsl – piss my F***ing self laughing
  • pmg – oh my God
  • pmita – pound me in the A**
  • pmitap – pound me in the A** prison
  • pml – pissing myself laughing
  • pmo – pissing me off
  • pmp – pissing my pants
  • pmpl – piss my pants laughing
  • pmsfl – Pissed Myself F***ing Laughing
  • pmsl – piss my self laughing
  • pnhlgd – parents not home, let’s get dirty
  • pns – penis
  • pnus – penis
  • po – piss off
  • po po – police
  • po’d – pissed off
  • pob – parent over back
  • poc – Piece of crap
  • poets – piss off early, tomorrow’s Saturday
  • poi – point of interest
  • pol – parent over looking
  • poms – parent over my shoulder
  • poo – poop
  • poontang – female genitalia
  • popo – police
  • poq – Piss Off Quick
  • pos – Parent Over Shoulder
  • poscs – parents over sholder change subject
  • posmbri – parent over shoulder might be reading it
  • potc – pirates of the caribbean
  • pots – Plain Old Telephone Service
  • pov – point of view
  • pow – prisoner of war
  • pp – pee pee
  • ppl – people
  • ppls – people
  • pplz – people
  • ppor – post proof or recant
  • ppppppp – Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
  • pr0 – professional
  • pr0n – porn
  • preggers – pregnant
  • prn – porn
  • prncss – princess
  • prnoscrn – porn on screen
  • pro – professional
  • prob – problem
  • probz – probably
  • prolly – Probably
  • prollz – probably
  • pron – porn
  • prp – please reply
  • prsn – person
  • prv – private
  • prvrt – pervert
  • prw – parents are watching
  • ps1 – Play Station 1
  • ps2 – Play Station 2
  • ps3 – Play Station 3
  • psbms – parent standing by my side
  • psos – parent standing over sholder
  • pt33n – preteen
  • ptbb – pass the barf bag
  • ptfo – passed the F*** out
  • pthc – preteen hardcore
  • ptl – Praise the Lord
  • pto – Personal Time Off
  • puh- leaze – Please
  • pvp – player versus player
  • pvt – pervert
  • pw – parent watching
  • pwb – pussy whipped bitch
  • pwcb – parents watching close by
  • pwd – password
  • pwn – made to look bad
  • pwn3d – owned
  • pwn3r – owner
  • pwnage – Ownage
  • pwnd – owned
  • pwned – made to look bad
  • pwner – owner
  • pwnt – owned
  • pwnz – owns
  • pwnzor – owner
  • pwoms – parent watching over my shoulder
  • pwor – power
  • pww – parents were watching
  • pxr – punk rocker
  • pydim – put your dick in me
  • pyfco – put your freaking clothes on
  • pyt – pretty young thing
  • pz – peace
  • pzled – puzzled
  • qed – I’ve made my Point
  • qfe – quoted for emphasis
  • qfmft – quoted for motherF***ing truth
  • qft – quoted for truth
  • ql – cool
  • qltm – quietly laughing to myself
  • qool – cool
  • qoolz – cool
  • qotd – quote of the day
  • qotsa – queens of the stone age
  • qoty – quote of the year
  • qpwd – quit posting while drunk
  • qq – crying eyes
  • qt – cutie
  • qt3.14 – cutie pie
  • r- tard – retard
  • r0x0rz – rocks
  • r8 – rate
  • r8p – rape
  • r8pist – rapist
  • r8t – rate
  • ra2 – red alert 2 (game)
  • ra3 – Red Alert 3 (game)
  • rawk – Rock
  • rawks – rocks
  • rawr – roar
  • rbay – right back at you
  • rbm – right behind me
  • rcsa – right click save as
  • rcvd – received
  • re – reply
  • re/rehi – hello again
  • reefer – marijuana
  • refl – rolling on the floor laughing
  • rehi – hello again
  • rele – really
  • rents – parents
  • rentz – parents
  • rep – to represent
  • reppin – representing
  • rff – really F***ing funny
  • rflmao – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off
  • rfn – right F***ing now
  • rgr – roger
  • rhcp – red hot chilli peppers
  • rhgir – really hot guy in room
  • ricl – rolling in chair laughing
  • rifk – rolling on the floor laughing
  • rihad – Rot In Hell And Die
  • rino – republican in name only
  • rite – right
  • ritjive – non virgin
  • rl – real life
  • rlbf – Real Life Boy Friend
  • rlf – Real Life Friend
  • rlg – really loud giggle
  • rlgf – Real Life Girl Friend
  • rlly – really
  • rln – real life name
  • rly – really
  • rlz – rules
  • rme – rolling my eyes
  • rmr – remember
  • rmso – Rock My socks off
  • rnt – aren’t
  • ro – rock out
  • rodger – affirmative
  • rofc – Rolling On Floor Crying
  • roffle – rolling on the floor laughing
  • roffle out loud – rolling on the floor laughing out loud
  • rofflecake – rolling on the floor laughing
  • rofflecopters – rolling on the floor with laughter
  • roffleol – rolling on the floor laughing out loud
  • roffles – rolling on floor laughing
  • rofflmfao – rolling on the floor laughing my F***ing A**
  • rofl – rolling on the floor laughing
  • rofl&pmp – rolling on floor laughing and peeing my pants
  • roflastc – Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
  • roflcopter – Rolling on the floor laughing
  • roflcopters – rolling on the floor laughing, VERY funny.
  • roflkmd – rolling on the floor laughing kicking my dog
  • roflmao – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off
  • roflmaoapimp – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off and peeing in my pants
  • roflmaool – Rolling on the floor laughing my A** off out loud
  • roflmaopmp – rolling on the floor, laughing my A** off, pissing my pants
  • roflmaouts – Rolling on floor laughing my F***ing A** off unable to speak
  • roflmaowpimp – rolling on floor laughing my A** off while peeing in my pants
  • roflmbfao – Rolling On Floor Laughing My Big Fat A** Off
  • roflmbo – rolling on floor laughing my butt off
  • roflmfaopimp – rolling on the floor laughing my F***ing A** off pissing in my pants
  • roflmfaopmp – rolling on flor laughing my F***ing A** of peeing my pants
  • roflmgao – rolling on the floor laughing my gay A** off
  • roflmgdao – rolling on the floor laughing my god damn A** off
  • roflmgdmfao – roling on floor laughing my god damn mother F***ing A** off
  • roflmgo – Rolling On Floor Laughing My Guts Out
  • roflmiaha – Rolling on the floor laughing myself into a heart attack
  • roflmmfao – rolling on the floor laughing my mother F***ing A** off
  • roflol – rolling on floor laughing out loud
  • roflolbag – Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut
  • roflpimp – rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants
  • roflpmp – rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants
  • roflwtime – Rolling on the Floor laughing with tears in my eyes
  • rofpml – rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing
  • rofwl – Rolling on the floor while laughing
  • roger – affirmative
  • rogl – rolling on ground laughing
  • roglmfao – rolling on ground laughing my F***ing A** off
  • roids – steroids
  • roj – affirmative
  • rol – rolling over laugihng
  • rolmao – Rolling Over Laughing My A** Off
  • rolmfao – rolling over laughing my F***ing A** off
  • roofles – rolling on the floor laughing
  • ror – raughing out roud
  • rotf – rolling on the floor
  • rotfflmao – rolling on the F***ing floor laughing my A** off
  • rotfflmfao – rolling on the F***ing floor laughing my F***ing A** off
  • rotfl – rolling on the floor laughing
  • rotflaviab – rolling on the floor laughing and vomiting in a bucket
  • rotflmao – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off
  • rotflmaofaktd – Rolling on the floor laughing my A** off farted and killed the dog
  • rotflmaool – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off out loud
  • rotflmaostc – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off scaring the cat
  • rotflmbo – rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
  • rotflmfao – rolling on the floor laughing my F***ing A** off
  • rotflmfaopimp – rolling on the floor laughing my F***ing A** off peeing in my pants
  • rotflmfaopmp – rolling on the floor laughing my A** off pissin my pants
  • rotflmfho – rolling on the floor laughing my F***ing head off
  • rotflmho – rolling on the floor laughing my head off
  • rotflmmfao – rolling on the floor laughing my mother F***ing A** off
  • rotflol – rolling on the floor laughing out loud
  • rotfpm – rolling on the floor pissing myself
  • rotfwlmao – rolling on the floor while laughing my A** off
  • rotg – rolling on the ground
  • rotglmao – rolling on the ground laughing my A** off
  • rotw – rest of the world
  • rowyco – rock out with your cock out
  • rox – rocks
  • roxor – rock
  • roxorz – rocks
  • roxxor – rock
  • rp – roleplay
  • rpg – role playing game
  • rplbk – reply back
  • rpo – royally pissed off
  • rq – real quick
  • rr – rest room
  • rrb – restroom break
  • rsn – real soon now
  • rspct – respect
  • rta – read the article
  • rtard – retard
  • rtbq – Read The Blinking Question
  • rtf – return the favor
  • rtfa – read the F***ing article
  • rtffp – Read the F***ing front page
  • rtfm – read the F***ing manual
  • rtfmfm – read the F***ing manual F***ing moron
  • rtfmm – read the F***ing manual moron
  • rtfp – read the F***ing post
  • rtfq – Read The F***ing Question
  • rtfu – Ready the F*** up
  • rtg – ready to go
  • rtl – report the loss
  • rtm – read the manual
  • rtry – retry
  • rts – Real- time strategy
  • ru – are you
  • rua – are you alone
  • ruabog – are you a boy or girl
  • ruagoab – are you a girl or a boy
  • rubz2nt – are you busy tonight
  • rugta – are you going to answer
  • ruk – are you ok?
  • rumf – Are you male or female
  • rumf? – Are you male or female?
  • ruok – are you ok?
  • rur – are you ready
  • rut – are you there
  • rut? – are you there?
  • ruwm – are you watching me
  • rwb – Rich White Bitch
  • ryt – right
  • ryte – right
  • *s* – smile
  • s’ok – it’s okay
  • s’pose – suppose
  • s.i.n.g.l.e – Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.
  • s.i.t. – stay in touch
  • s.o.a.b. – son of a bitch
  • s.o.b. – son of a bitch
  • s/b – should be
  • s/n – screen name
  • s2a – sent to all
  • s2bu – Sucks to be you
  • s2r – send to receive
  • s2u – same to you
  • s8ter – skater
  • sab – slap a bitch
  • sagn – Spelling and Grammar Nazi
  • sah – sexy as hell
  • sahm – stay at home mom
  • sbd – silent but deadly
  • sblai – stop babbaling like an idiot
  • sbrd – so bored
  • sbs – such bull Sh**
  • sbt – sorry bout that
  • scnr – sorry, I couldn’t resist
  • scool – school
  • scrilla – money
  • scrt – secret
  • scurred – scared
  • sd – suck dick
  • sdf^ – shut da F*** up
  • sdlc – Software Development Life Cycle
  • sec – second
  • secks – sex
  • secksea – Sexy
  • secksy – sexy
  • sed – said
  • see through your eyes – stye
  • seg – Sh** Eatin Grin
  • sellin – selling
  • seo – Search Engine Optimization
  • serp – search engine results page
  • sexc – sexy
  • sexe – sexy
  • sexi – Sexy
  • sexii – sexy
  • sexilicious – Very Sexy
  • sexx0rz – sex
  • sez – says
  • sfh – So F***ing Hot
  • sfm – so F***ing much
  • sfr – so F***ing random
  • sfs – so F***ing stupid
  • sfsg – So far so good
  • sfu – shut the F*** up
  • sfw – safe for work
  • sfy – speak for yourself
  • sg – so good
  • sgb – straight/gay/bisexual
  • sgbadq – Search google before asking dumb questions
  • sh – Sh** happens
  • shag – F***
  • shawty – girl
  • shd – should
  • shexi – sexy
  • shexy – sexy
  • shiat – Sh**
  • shiet – Sh**
  • shiz – Sh**
  • shizit – Sh**
  • shiznat – Sh**
  • shiznit – Sh**
  • shizz – Sh**
  • shizzle – Sh**
  • shmexy – sexy
  • shmily – see how much i love you
  • sho’nuff – sure enough
  • showin – showing
  • shrn – so hot right now
  • sht – Sh**
  • shtf – Sh** hits the fan
  • shud – should
  • shuddup – Shut Up
  • shup – shut up
  • shut^ – shut Up
  • shwr – shower
  • shyat – Sh**
  • shyt – Sh**
  • sibir – sibling in room
  • sic – said in context
  • sicl – sitting in chair laughing
  • sif – as if
  • sifn’t – as if not
  • sig – Signature
  • siggy – Signature
  • silf – Sister I’d Like To F***
  • simcl – sitting in my chair laughing
  • simclmao – sitting in my chair laughing my A** off
  • siol – Shout It Out Loud
  • sis – sister
  • sitb – sex in the but
  • siuya – shove it up your A**
  • sk – spawn kill
  • sk8 – skate
  • sk8er – skater
  • sk8ing – Skating
  • sk8r – skater
  • sk8ter – skater
  • sk8tr – skater
  • sked – schedule
  • skeet – ejaculate
  • skewl – school
  • skhool – school
  • skillz – skills
  • skl – School
  • skool – school
  • sktr – skater
  • skwl – school
  • sl4n – so long for now
  • sleepn – sleeping
  • slf – sexy little F***
  • slgb – Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
  • slng – slang
  • slore – slutty whore
  • slos – someone looking over shoulder
  • slp – sleep
  • slt – something like that
  • sl^t – Slut
  • smb – see my blog
  • smbt – Suck my big toe
  • smc – suck my cock
  • smd – suck my dick
  • smdb – suck my dick bitch
  • smdvq – suck my dick quickly
  • smeg – F***
  • smexy – sexy
  • smf – stupid motherF***er
  • smfd – suck my F***ing dick
  • smfpos – stupid mother F***ing piece of Sh**
  • smh – shaking my head
  • smhb – suck my hairy balls
  • smho – Screaming My Head Off
  • smithwaws – Smack me in the head with a wooden spoon
  • smofo – stupid mother F***er
  • smst – somebody missed snack time
  • smt – suck my tits
  • smthin – something
  • smtm – sometime
  • sn – screen name
  • snafu – situation normal all F***ed up
  • snafubar – Situation Normal All F***ed Up Beyond Any Recognition
  • snes – Super Nintendo Entertainment System
  • snf – so not fair
  • snl – Saturday Night Live
  • snog – kiss
  • snogged – kissed
  • soa – service oriented architecture
  • soab – son of a btch
  • soad – system of a down
  • soafb – son of a F***ing bitch
  • sob – son of a bitch
  • sobs – same, old, boring Sh**
  • soc – Same old crap
  • soe – service oriented enterprise
  • sof – smile on face
  • sofas – stepping out for a smoke
  • sofs – same old F***ing Sh**
  • soi – service oriented infrastructure
  • sok – It’s ok
  • sokay – it’s okay
  • sol – Sh** outta luck
  • som’m – something
  • som1 – someone
  • some1 – someone
  • soo – So
  • soobs – saggy boobs
  • sool – Sh** out of luck
  • sop – same old place
  • sorg – Straight or Gay
  • sorreh – sorry
  • sorta – sort of
  • sos – same old Sh**
  • sosdd – same old Sh**, different day
  • sosg – spouse over shoulder gone
  • sot – suck on this
  • sotc – stupid off topic crap
  • sotr – sex on the road
  • sowwy – sorry
  • soz – sorry
  • sploits – exploits
  • sploitz – exploits
  • spos – stupid peace of Sh**
  • sprm – sperm
  • srly – seriously
  • sroucks – that’s cool, but it still sucks
  • srry – sorry
  • srs – serious
  • srsly – seriously
  • sry – sorry
  • srynd2g – sorry need to go
  • srzly – seriously
  • ss – screenshot
  • ss4l – smoking sista for life
  • ssdd – same Sh**, different day
  • ssdp – same Sh** different pile
  • ssia – subject says it all
  • ssl – secure sockets layer
  • ssob – stupid sons of bitches
  • ssry – so sorry
  • sssd – Same Sh** Same Day
  • st – Stop That
  • st1 – stoned
  • st8 – state
  • stb – soon to be
  • stbx – soon to be ex
  • stby – sucks to be you
  • std – sexually transmitted disease
  • steamloller – Laughing. Alot.
  • stfd – sit the F*** down
  • stfm – search the F***ing manual
  • stfng – search the F***ing news group
  • stfu – shut the F*** up
  • stfua – shut the F*** up already
  • stfuah – shut the F*** up asshole
  • stfub – shut the F*** up bitch
  • stfuda – Shut the F*** up dumb A**
  • stfun – Shut the F*** up nigger
  • stfuogtfo – Shut the F*** up or get the F*** out.
  • stfuppercut – shut the F*** up
  • stfuyb – shut the F*** up you bitch
  • stfuysoab – shut the F*** up you son of a bitch
  • stfw – search the F***ing web
  • stg – swear to god
  • sth – something
  • sthing – something
  • sthu – shut the hell up
  • stoopid – stupid
  • stpd – stupid
  • str8 – straight
  • str8up – straight up
  • stt – Same time tomorrow
  • stufu – stupid F***er
  • stw – share the wealth
  • su – shut up
  • suagooml – shut up and get out of my life
  • suib – shut up im busy
  • suk – suck
  • suka – Sucker
  • sukz – sucks
  • sul – see you later
  • sum1 – someone
  • sumtin – something
  • sup – what’s up
  • supposably – Supposedly
  • sus – see you soon
  • susfu – situation unchanged, still F***ed up
  • sut – see you tomorrow
  • sux – sucks
  • sux0rz – sucks
  • sux2bu – sucks to be you
  • suxor – Sucks
  • suxors – sucks
  • suxorz – sucks
  • suxx – sucks
  • suxxor – sucks
  • suyah – shut up you A** hole!
  • svn – seven
  • svu – special victims unit
  • sw – so what
  • swafk – sealed with a friendly kiss
  • swak – sealed with a kiss
  • swalk – sealed with a loving kiss
  • swf – single white female
  • swm – single white male
  • swmbo – she who must be obeyed
  • swp – sorry wrong person
  • swt – sweet
  • sx – sex
  • sxc – sexy
  • sxe – straight edge
  • sxi – sexy
  • sxs – sex
  • sxy – sexy
  • syatp – see you at the party
  • sydim – stick your dick in me
  • sydlm – Shut your dirty little mouth
  • syfm – shut your F***ing mouth
  • syiab – see you in a bit
  • syiaf – see you in a few
  • syl – see you later
  • syl8r – see you later
  • sym – shut your mouth
  • syoa – Save Your Own A**
  • syrs – see ya real soon
  • sys – see you soon
  • sysop – system operator
  • syt – see you there
  • sz – sorry
  • t#3 – the
  • t,ftfy – there, fixed that for you
  • t/a – Try again
  • t2b – time to blunt
  • t2m – talk to me
  • t2u – talking to you
  • t2ul – talk to you later
  • t2ul8r – talk to you later
  • t3h – the
  • t4a – thanks for asking
  • t4m – Transgender for Male
  • t8st – taste
  • ta – thanks again
  • taci – that’s a crappy idea
  • tafn – That’s all for now
  • taht – that
  • taig – That’s all I got.
  • tanq – thank you
  • tanstaafl – there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch
  • tard – retard
  • tarfu – things are really F***ed up
  • tat – that
  • tat2 – tattoo
  • taunch – te amo un chingo
  • taw – Teachers are Watching
  • tay – thinking about you
  • tb – text back
  • tb4u – too bad for you
  • tba – to be anounced
  • tbc – To be continued
  • tbd – to be decided
  • tbf – to be fair
  • tbfh – to be F***ing honest
  • tbh – to be honest
  • tbhimo – to be honest in my opinion
  • tbnt – thanks but no thanks
  • tbp – The Pirate Bay
  • tbpfh – To be perfectly F***ing honest
  • tbph – To be perfectly honest
  • tbqf – to be quite frank
  • tbqh – to be quite honest
  • tbss – too bad so sad
  • tc – take care
  • tcfc – Too Close For Comfort
  • tcg – Trading Card Game
  • tchbo – Topic creater has been owned
  • tcp – transmission control protocol
  • tcp/ip – transmission control protocol/internet protocol
  • td2m – talk dirty to me
  • tddup – till death do us part
  • tdl – Too Damn Lazy
  • tdtm – Talk Dirty To Me
  • tdwdtg – The Devil Went Down To Georgia
  • te – Team effort
  • teh – the
  • teotwawki – the end of the world as we know it
  • terd – Sh**
  • tfa – the F***ing article
  • tfb – time for bed
  • tfbundy – totaly F***ed but unfortunatly not dead yet
  • tff – That’s F***ing Funny
  • tfft – thank F*** for that
  • tffw – Too funny for words
  • tfic – Tongue Firmly In Cheek
  • tfln – thanx for last night
  • tfm – too F***ing much
  • tfti – thanks for the information
  • tfu – that’s F***ed up
  • tfu2baw – time for you to buy a watch
  • tg – thank god
  • tgfe – together forever
  • tgfitw – The Greatest Fans In The World
  • tgft – thank god for that
  • tgfuap – thank god for unanswered prayers
  • tghig – thank god husband is gone
  • tgif – thank god it’s friday
  • tgiff – thank god its F***ing Friday
  • tgis – thank god it’s saturday
  • tgiwjo – Thank God It Was Just Once
  • tgsttttptct – thank God someone took the time to put this crap together
  • tgtbt – Too Good To Be True
  • tgwig – thank god wife is gone
  • tha – the
  • thankies – Thank You
  • thankx – thank you
  • thanq – thank you
  • thanx – thank you
  • thatz – that’s
  • thn – then
  • thnx – thanks
  • tho – though
  • thr – there
  • thru – through
  • tht – that
  • thwdi – thats how we do it
  • thwy – the hell with you!
  • thx – thank you
  • thz – thank you
  • tia – thanks in advance
  • tiafayh – Thanks in advance for all your help
  • tiai – take it all in
  • tiatwtcc – this is a trap word to catch copiers
  • tif2m – this is F***ing 2 much
  • tifs – this is funny Sh**
  • tifu – that is F***ed up
  • tigger – tiger
  • til – until
  • tilf – Teenager I’d Like To F***
  • tinf – this is not fair
  • tinstaafl – There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  • tioli – take it or leave it
  • tis – is
  • tisc – that is so cool
  • tisfu – that is so F***ed up
  • tisg – this is so gay
  • tisnf – that is so not fair
  • tiss – This is some Sh**
  • tisw – that is so wrong
  • tiw – teacher is watching
  • tix – tickets
  • tjb – thats just boring
  • tk – team kill
  • tk2ul – talk to you later
  • tkd – Tae Kwon Do
  • tker – team killer
  • tks – thanks
  • tku – thank you
  • tl – Tough Luck
  • tl:dr – Too Long; Didn’t Read
  • tl; dr – To Long; Didn’t read
  • tl;dr – too long; didn’t read
  • tla – Three Letter Acronym
  • tlc – tender loving care
  • tld – told
  • tldnr – too long, did not read
  • tldr – Too long, didn’t read.
  • tlgo – The list goes on
  • tliwwv – this link is worthless without video
  • tlk – talk
  • tlkin – talking
  • tltpr – Too long to proof read.
  • tlyk – to let you know
  • tma – take my advice
  • tmaai – tell me all about it
  • tmai – tell me about it
  • tmbi – tell me about it
  • tmi – too much information
  • tmmrw – tomorrow
  • tmnt – teenage mutant ninja turtles
  • tmo – take me out
  • tmoro – tomorrow
  • tmoz – tomorrow
  • tmr – tomorrow
  • tmr@ia – the monkeys are at it again
  • tmrw – Tomorrow
  • tmsaisti – That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
  • tmsg – tell me something good
  • tmsidk – tell me somthing i dont know
  • tmtmo – text me tomorrow
  • tmtoyh – Too Much Time On Your Hands
  • tmw – Too much work
  • tn1 – trust no- one
  • tna – tits and A**
  • tnlnsl – Took nothing left nothing signed log
  • tnx – thanks
  • tob – teacher over back
  • tofy – Thinking of You
  • toh – typing one handed
  • tok2ul8r – i’ll talk to you later
  • tolol – thinking of laughing out loud
  • tomm – tommorow
  • tomoz – tomorrow
  • tos – terms of service
  • totl – total
  • totm – top of the morning
  • totp – talking on the phone
  • totpd – top of the page dance
  • tou – thinking of you
  • tp – toilet paper
  • tpb – the pirate bay
  • tpiwwp – this post is worthless without pictures
  • tps – test procedure specification
  • tptb – the powers that be
  • tq – Thank You
  • trani – transexual
  • tranny – Transexual
  • trble – trouble
  • trd – tired
  • trnsl8 – translate
  • troll – person who diliberately stirs up trouble
  • tru – true
  • ts – talking Sh**
  • tsff – thats so F***in funny
  • tsig – that site is gay
  • tsnf – that’s so not fair
  • tss – That’s so sweet
  • tswc – tell someone who cares
  • tt4n – ta ta for now
  • ttbomk – to the best o fmy knowledge
  • ttc – text the cell
  • ttfaf – Through the Fire and Flames
  • ttfn – ta ta for now
  • tthb – try to hurry back
  • ttihlic – try to imagine how little i care
  • ttiuwiop – this thread is useless without pics
  • ttiuwop – this thread is useless without pics
  • ttiuwp – This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures
  • ttiwwop – This thread is worthless without pics
  • ttiwwp – this thread is worthless without pics
  • ttl – total
  • ttly – totally
  • ttm – talk to me
  • ttml – talk to me later
  • ttms – talking to myself
  • ttr – time to run
  • ttrf – That’s the rules, F***er
  • ttt – to the top
  • ttth – Talk To The Hand
  • ttul – Talk To You Later
  • ttus – talk to you soon
  • tty – Talk to You
  • ttyab – Talk to you after breakfast
  • ttyad – Talk to you after Dinner
  • ttyal – Talk to you after lunch
  • ttyas – talk to you at school
  • ttyitm – talk to you in the morning
  • ttyl – talk to you later
  • ttyl8r – talk to you later
  • ttyn – talk to you never
  • ttyna – talk to you never again
  • ttyo – talk to u online
  • ttys – talk to you soon
  • ttyt – talk to you tomorrow
  • ttytt – to tell you the truth
  • ttywl – Talk to you way later
  • tu – thank you
  • tuff – tough
  • tuh – to
  • tut – take your time
  • tuvm – thank you very much
  • tv – television
  • tvm – thanks very much
  • tw – Teacher Watching
  • twajs – That was a joke, son.
  • twat – vagina
  • twbc – that would be cool
  • twdah – that was dumb as hell
  • twf – That was funny
  • twfaf – thats what friends are for
  • twi – Texting While Intoxicated
  • twoh – typing with one hand
  • tws2wa – That was so 2 weeks ago
  • twss – That’s what she said
  • twsy – That was so yeterday
  • twvsoy – that was very stupid of you
  • tx – thanks
  • txs – thanks
  • txt – text
  • ty – thank you
  • tyclos – turn your CAPS LOCK off, stupid
  • tyfi – Thank You for invite
  • tym – time
  • typ – thank you partner
  • typo – typing mistake
  • tys – Told You So
  • tysm – thank you so much
  • tysvm – thank you so very much
  • tyt – take your time
  • tyty – thank you thank you
  • tyvm – Thank You Very Much
  • tyvvm – thank you very very much
  • u iz a 304 – you is a hoe
  • u’d – you would
  • u’ll – you will
  • u’r – you’re
  • u’v – you have
  • u’ve – You’ve
  • u/l – upload
  • u/n – username
  • u2 – You too
  • u2u – up to you
  • u4i – up for it
  • ua – user agreement
  • uaaaa – Universal Association Against Acronym Abuse
  • uat – User Acceptance Testing
  • ub3r – super
  • uber – over
  • uctaodnt – you can’t teach an old dog new tricks
  • uds – you dumb Sh**
  • udwk – you don’t want to know
  • udy – you done yet
  • ufab – ugly fat A** bitch
  • ufia – unsolicited finger in the anus
  • ufic – Unsolicited Finger in Chili
  • ufmf – you funny mother F***er
  • ugba – you gay bitch A**
  • ugtr – you got that right
  • uhab – you have a blog
  • uhems – you hardly ever make sense
  • ui – User Interface
  • ujds – u just did Sh**
  • ul – unlucky
  • ulbom – you looked better on myspace
  • umfriend – sexual partner
  • un2bo – you need to back off
  • uom – You owe me
  • upcia – unsolicited pool cue in anus
  • upia – unsolicited pencil in anus
  • upmo – You piss me off
  • upos – you piece of Sh**
  • upw – unidentified party wound
  • ur – your
  • ur2g – you are too good
  • ura – you are a
  • uradrk – you’re a dork
  • uraqt – you are a cutie
  • ure – you are
  • urg – you are gay
  • url8 – you are late
  • urms – you rock my socks
  • urs – yours
  • ursab – you are such a bitch
  • ursdf – you are so damn fine
  • ursg – you are so gay
  • ursh – you are so hot
  • urssb – you are so sexy baby
  • urstpid – you are stupid
  • urstu – you are stupid
  • urtb – you are the best
  • urtbitw – You are the best in the world!
  • urtrd – you retard
  • urtw – you are the worst
  • urw – you are weird
  • uryyfm – you are too wise for me
  • usck – you suck
  • usd – United States Dollar
  • ussr – The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
  • usuk – You Suck
  • usux – you suck
  • ut – unreal tournament
  • ut? – you there?
  • utfs – Use the F***ing search
  • utm – you tell me
  • uttm – you talking to me?
  • uty – it’s up to you
  • uve – You’ve
  • uw – you’re welcome
  • uya – up your A**
  • uyab – up your A** bitch
  • vag – vagina
  • vajayjay – vagina
  • vb – visual basic
  • vbeg – very big evil grin
  • vbg – very big grin
  • vf – very funny
  • vfe – Virgins 4 ever
  • vff – Verry F***ing Funny
  • vfm – value for money
  • vgg – very good game
  • vgh – Very good hand
  • vgl – very good looking
  • vid – Video
  • vids – Videos
  • vip – very important person
  • vlog – video log
  • vn – very nice
  • vnc – Virtual Network Computing
  • vnh – Very nice hand
  • voip – voice over ip
  • vrsty – Varsity
  • vry – very
  • vwd – very well done
  • vweg – very wicked evil grin
  • vzit – visit
  • vzn – verizon
  • w.b.s. – Write Back Soon
  • w.e – Whatever
  • w.e. – whatever
  • w.o.w – World of Warcraft
  • w.o.w. – world of warcraft
  • w/ – with
  • w/b – write back
  • w/e – whatever
  • w/end – weekend
  • w/eva – whatever
  • w/o – with out
  • w/out – without
  • w/u – with you
  • w00t – woohoo
  • w012d – word
  • w2g – Way to go
  • w8 – wait
  • w8am – wait a minute
  • w8ing – waiting
  • w8ter – waiter
  • w? – what?
  • wab – what a bitch
  • wad – without a doubt
  • wad ^ – what’s up?
  • wadr – with all due respect
  • wadzup – What’s up?
  • waf – weird as F***
  • wafda – What a F***ing Dumb A**
  • wafl – what a F***ing loser
  • wafm – wait a F***ing minute
  • wafn – what a F***en noob
  • wai – what an idiot
  • walstib – what a long strange trip it’s been
  • wam – wait a minute
  • wamh – with all my heart
  • wan2tlk – Want to talk
  • wana – want to
  • wanafuk – wanna F***
  • wanker – masturbater
  • wanking – Masturbating
  • wanna – want to
  • wansta – wanna be ganster
  • warez – illegally obtained software
  • wassup – what’s up?
  • wasup – What’s Up
  • was^ – What’s Up
  • wat – what
  • wat’s^ – Whats Up
  • watev – whatever
  • wateva – whatever
  • watevr – whatever
  • watevs – whatever
  • wats – whats
  • wats ^ – whats up
  • wats^ – what’s up?
  • watz ^ – What’s up
  • wauo – why are u oooing
  • wau^2 – what are you up to?
  • waw – what a whore
  • way? – what about you?
  • wayd – what are you doing
  • wayg? – where are you going?
  • waygow – who are you going out with
  • wayh – why are you here
  • waysw – Why are you so weird
  • wayt – What are you thinking?
  • wayut – what are you up to
  • waz – what is
  • waz ^ – what’s up
  • wazz – what’s
  • wazza – what’s up
  • waz^ – what’s up?
  • wb – welcome back
  • wbagnfarb – would be a good name for a rock band
  • wbbs – will be back soon
  • wbp – Welcome Back Partner
  • wbs – write back soon
  • wbu – what about you
  • wc – who cares
  • wc3 – Warcraft III
  • wcw – webcam whore
  • wd – well done
  • wdhlm – why doesnt he love me?
  • wdtm – what does that mean
  • wduc – what do you care
  • wdum – what do you mean
  • wdus – What Did You Say
  • wdut – what do you think?
  • wdutom – what do you think of me
  • wduw – what do you want
  • wduwta – what do you wanna talk about
  • wdwdn – what do we do now
  • wdwgw? – where did we go wrong?
  • wdydt – why do you do that
  • wdye – What do you expect
  • wdyl – who do you like
  • wdym – what do you mean
  • wdys – What did you say
  • wdyt – what do you think
  • wdytia – who do you think i am?
  • wdyw – what do you want
  • wdywtdt – Why Do You Want To Do That?
  • wdywtta – what do you want to talk about
  • webby – webcam
  • weg – wicked evil grin
  • welc – welcome
  • wen – when
  • werkz – works
  • wev – Whatever
  • weve – what ever
  • wevr – whatever
  • wfh – Working From Home
  • wfhw – what’s for homework
  • wfyb – whatever floats your boat
  • wg – wicked gril
  • wgac – who gives a crap
  • wgaf – Who gives a F***
  • wgas – who gives a Sh**
  • wgasa – who gives a Sh** anyway
  • wgo – what’s going on
  • wgph2 – Want to go play Halo 2?
  • wha – what?
  • whaddya – what do you
  • whaletail – thong
  • whatcha – what are you
  • whatev – whatever
  • whatevs – whatever
  • whats ^ – whats up
  • what^ – what’s up?
  • whevah – where ever
  • whf – Wanna have fun?
  • whit – with
  • whodi – friend
  • whr – where
  • whs – wanna have sex
  • wht – What
  • whteva – what ever
  • whtvr – whatever
  • wht^ – what up
  • wid – with
  • widout – without
  • wif – With
  • wiid – what if i did
  • wilco – will comply
  • winnar – winner
  • wio – without
  • wip – Work In progress
  • wit – with
  • wit? – who is this?
  • witcha – with you
  • witfp – What is the F***ing point
  • witu – with you
  • witw – what in the world
  • witwct – What is the world coming too
  • witwu – who is there with you
  • witwwyt – what in the world were you thinking
  • wiu – What is up?
  • wiv – with
  • wiwt – wish i was there
  • wiyp – what is your problem
  • wjwd – What Jesus Would Do
  • wkd – wicked
  • wkend – weekend
  • wl – will
  • wlcm – welcome
  • wld – would
  • wlkd – walked
  • wlos – wife looking over Shoulder
  • wltm – would like to meet
  • wmao – working my A** off
  • wn? – when?
  • wnkr – wanker
  • wnt – want
  • wntd – what not to do
  • wochit – watch it
  • woe – what on earth
  • woft – Waste of F***ing time
  • wogge – what on god’s green earth?
  • wogs – waste of good sperm
  • wombat – waste of money, brains, and time
  • woot – woohoo
  • wot – what
  • wotevs – whatever
  • wotv – What’s on Television?
  • wotw – word of the week
  • wowzers – wow
  • woz – was
  • wp – wrong person
  • wpe – worst president ever (Bush)
  • wrdo – weirdo
  • wrgaf – Who really gives a F***?
  • wrk – work
  • wrm – which reminds me
  • wrt – with regard to
  • wrtg – writing
  • wrthls – Worthless
  • wru – where are you
  • wrud – what are you doing
  • wruu2 – what are you up to
  • wsb – wanna cyber?
  • wshtf – when Sh** hits the fan
  • wsi – why should I
  • wsidi – Why Should I Do It
  • wswta – What shall we talk about?
  • wtb – Want to buy
  • wtbd – what’s the big deal
  • wtbh – What the bloody hell
  • wtc – what the crap
  • wtcf – what the crazy F***
  • wtd – what the deuce
  • wtf – what the F***
  • wtfaud – what the F*** are you doing?
  • wtfay? – who the F*** are you?
  • wtfayt – why the F*** are you talking
  • wtfayta – What the F*** are you talking about?
  • wtfb – what the F*** bitch
  • wtfbs – What the F*** bull Sh**
  • wtfdik – what the F*** do i know
  • wtfduw – What the F*** do you want?
  • wtfdyw – what the F*** do you want
  • wtfe – What The F*** Ever
  • wtfever – what the F*** ever
  • wtfg – What the F***ing god
  • wtfh – what the F***ing hell
  • wtfhwt – what the F***ing hell was that
  • wtfigo – what the F*** is going on
  • wtfits – what the F*** is this Sh**
  • wtfiu – what the F*** is up
  • wtfiup – what the F*** is your problem
  • wtfiuwy – what the F*** is up with you
  • wtfiwwu – what the F*** is wrong with you
  • wtfiwwy – what the F*** is wrong with you
  • wtfiyp – what the F*** is your problem
  • wtfm – what the F***, mate?
  • wtfo – what the F*** over
  • wtfru – what the F*** are you
  • wtfrud – What the F*** are you doing?
  • wtfrudng – what the F*** are you doing
  • wtfruo – what the F*** are you on?
  • wtfruttd – what the F*** are you trying to do
  • wtfs – what the F***ing Sh**?
  • wtfuah – what the F*** you asshole
  • wtful – What the F*** you loser
  • wtfwjd – what the F*** would jesus do
  • wtfwt – what the F*** was that
  • wtfwtf – what the F*** was that for?
  • wtfya – what the F*** you asshole
  • wtg – way to go
  • wtgp – Want to go Private
  • wth – what the heck
  • wtharud? – what the heck are you doing?
  • wthau – who the hell are you
  • wthauwf – what the hell are you waiting for
  • wthayd – what the heck are you doing
  • wthaydwmgf – what the hell are you doing with my girlfriend
  • wthhyb – where the hell have you been?
  • wthigo – what the hell is going on
  • wthiwwu – What the hell is wrong with you
  • wtho – want to hang out?
  • wthru? – Who the heck are you?
  • wthrud – what the hell are you doing?
  • wths – want to have sex
  • wthwt – what the hell was that?
  • wthwut – what the hell were you thinking
  • wtii – what time is it
  • wtiiot – What time is it over there?
  • wtityb – whatever, tell it to your blog
  • wtly – Welcome to last year
  • wtmf – what the mother F***
  • wtmi – way too much information
  • wtp – where’s the party
  • wts – want to sell
  • wtt – want to trade
  • wtv – Whatever
  • wtva – whatever
  • wtvr – whatever
  • wtwm – what time are we meeting?
  • wtwr – well that was random
  • wu – what’s up?
  • wu2kilu – want you to know I love you
  • wu? – what’s up?
  • wub – love
  • wubmgf – Will You Be My Girlfriend?
  • wubu2 – what you been up to
  • wud – would
  • wudev – Whatever
  • wudn – what you doing now
  • wugowm – will you go out with me
  • wula – what you looking at?
  • wuny – wait until next year
  • wussup – What is up?
  • wut – what
  • wuteva – whatever
  • wuts – what is
  • wutup – What’s Up
  • wuu2 – what you up too
  • wuu2? – what you up to?
  • wuv – love
  • wuwh – Wish you were here
  • wuwt – what’s up with that
  • wuwtab – what do you want to talk about
  • wuwtb – what do you want to talk about
  • wuwu – what up with you
  • wuz – was
  • wuza – what’s up
  • wwc – who would care
  • wwcnd – What would Chuck Norris do
  • wwdhd – What would David Hasselhoff do
  • wwhw – when where how why
  • wwikt – why would i know that
  • wwjd – what would jesus do?
  • wwt – what was that
  • wwtf – what was that for
  • wwut – what were you thinking
  • www – world wide web
  • wwwy – what’s wrong with you
  • wwy – where were you
  • wwycm – when will you call me
  • wwyd – what would you do?
  • wy – Why?
  • wyas – wow you are stupid
  • wyauimg – Why you all up in my grill?
  • wybts? – were you born this sexy?
  • wyc – will you come
  • wyd – what are you doing
  • wyg – will you go
  • wygam – When you get a minute
  • wygwm – will you go with me
  • wyhi – Would You Hit It?
  • wyhswm – would you have sex with me
  • wyltk – wouldn’t you like to know
  • wylym – Watch Your Language Young Man
  • wym – What You Mean?
  • wyn – What’s your name
  • wyp – what’s your problem?
  • wypsu – will you please shut up
  • wys – wow you’re stupid
  • wysiayg – what you see is all you get
  • wysitwirl – what you see is totally worthless in real life
  • wysiwyg – what you see is what you get
  • wywh – wish you were here
  • wywo – while you were out
  • w\e – whatever
  • x treme – extreme
  • xb36t – Xbox 360
  • xbf – ex- boyfriend
  • xbl – xbox live
  • xcpt – except
  • xd – extreme droll
  • xgf – exgirlfriend
  • xing – crossing
  • xit – Exit
  • xl – extra large
  • xlnt – Excellent
  • xmas – christmas
  • xoac – Christ on a crutch
  • xor – hacker
  • xover – crossover
  • xox – hugs and kisses
  • xoxo – hugs and kisses
  • xp – experience
  • xplaned – explained
  • xpt – except
  • xs – excess
  • xtra – extra
  • xtreme – extreme
  • xyz – examine your zipper
  • xyzpdq – Examine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick
  • y w – you’re welcome
  • y!a – yahoo answers
  • y’all – you all
  • y/n – yes or no
  • y/o – Years Old
  • y00 – you
  • y2b – Youtube
  • y2k – year 2000
  • y? – why?
  • ya – yeah
  • yaaf – you are a fag
  • yaafm – You Are A F***ing Moron
  • yaai – You are an idiot
  • yaf – you’re a fag
  • yafi – you’re a F***ing idiot
  • yag – you are gay
  • yall – you all
  • yapa – yet another pointless acronym
  • yaqw – You are quite welcome
  • yarly – yeah really
  • yasan – You are such a nerd
  • yasfg – you are so F***ing gay
  • yasg – you are so gay
  • yaw – you are welcome
  • ybbg – Your Brother By Grace
  • ybs – you’ll be sorry
  • ybya – you bet your A**
  • ycliu – You could look it up
  • yctwuw – you can think what you want
  • ydpos – you dumb piece of Sh**
  • ydtm – You’re dead to me
  • ydufc – Why do F***ing care?
  • ye – yeah
  • yea – yeah
  • yer – you’re
  • yermom – your mother
  • yesh – yes
  • yew – you
  • yfb – you F***ing bastard
  • yfg – you’re F***ing gay
  • yfi – you F***ing idiot
  • ygg – you go girl
  • ygm – You Got Mail
  • ygp – you got punked!
  • ygpm – you’ve got a private message
  • ygtbfkm – you’ve got to be F***ing kidding me
  • ygtbkm – you got to be kidding me
  • ygtsr – you got that Sh** right
  • yh – yeah
  • yhbt – you’ve been trolled
  • yhew – you
  • yhf – you have failed
  • yhgtbsm – You Have Got To Be Sh**ting Me
  • yhl – you have lost
  • yhpm – you have a private messge
  • yid – yes, I do
  • yim – yahoo instant messenger
  • yiwtgo – Yes, I want to go private
  • yk – you kidding
  • yki – You know it
  • ykisa – Your knight in shining armor
  • ykm – You’re killing me
  • ykn – you know nothing
  • ykw – You Know What
  • ykwya – you know who you are
  • ykywywm – you know you wish you were me
  • ylb – you little bitch
  • ym – your mom
  • ymbkm – you must be kidding me
  • ymfp – Your Most Favorite Person
  • ymg2c – your mom goes to college
  • ymgtc – Your Mom Goes To college
  • ymiaw – your mom is a whore
  • ymislidi – you make it sound like i did it
  • ymmd – You Made My Day
  • ymmv – your mileage may vary
  • ymrasu – Yes, My Retarded A** Signed Up
  • yng – young
  • ynk – you never know
  • ynw – you know what
  • yo – year old
  • yomank – you owe me a new keyboard
  • yooh – you
  • yor – your
  • youngin – young person
  • yoy – why oh why
  • ypmf – you pissed me off
  • ypmo – you piss me off
  • ypom? – your place or mine?
  • yr – year
  • yrms – You Rock My Socks
  • yrs – years
  • yrss – you are so sexy
  • yrubm – why are you bugging me?
  • ys – you suck
  • ysa – You Suck A**
  • ysal – you suck at life
  • ysati – you suck at the internet
  • ysf – you stupid F***
  • ysic – why should I care
  • ysitm – your shirt is too small
  • yss – you stupid Sh**
  • yswnt – why sleep when not tired?
  • yt – You there?
  • ytf – why the F***
  • ytfwudt – why the F*** would you do that?
  • ythwudt – Why the hell would you do that
  • ytis – You think I’m special?
  • ytm – you tell me
  • ytmnd – You’re the man now, dog!
  • yty – why thank you
  • yua – you ugly A**
  • yuo – you
  • yup – yes
  • yur – your
  • yvw – you’re very welcome
  • yw – you’re welcome
  • ywapom – you want a piece of me?
  • ywia – You’re welcome in advance
  • ywic – why would i care
  • yws – you want sex
  • ywud – yo whats up dude
  • ywvm – you’re welcome very much
  • yysw – yeah, yeah, sure, whatever
  • z’omg – Oh my God
  • z0mg – oh my god
  • zex – sex
  • zh – Zero Hour
  • zig – cigarette
  • zomfg – oh my F***ing god
  • zomg – Oh my God
  • zomgzorrz – oh my god
  • zoot – woohoo
  • zot – Zero Tolerance
  • zt – zoo tycoon
  • zup – what’s up?
  • ^ – up
  • ^^&> – up up and away
 

 

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Comments
  1. atvchick95 says:

    I would love to know where every one gets the right of using an Acronym I MADE with out giving ME CREDIT FOR IT I MADE KMWA Years ago on Runescape. and have been surprised to see it all over the net on different websites but no one gives Credit to ME the person who came up with it! This was not your normal Acronym of internet use It was NEVER used before I came up with it one day and Credit should be given where it’s due! Matter of fact It’s only been used by 2 people ME and MY boyfriend We are the ones who came up with it and It was OUR code to talk to each other on the game!

  2. I all the time used to study article in news papers but now as I am a user of web so from now I am using net
    for articles or reviews, thanks to web.

  3. Blake says:

    ymmd lol

  4. I think this is a real great article.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.

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